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EPIC BRAILLE!!!

Quote: sootyj @ June 13 2012, 5:44 PM BST

EPIC BRAILLE!!!

>_<

EDIT: Off to make din-dins, back later for more hilarious BCG action.

I have had a haircut. Please try to remain calm.

Quote: Ben @ June 13 2012, 7:09 PM BST

I have had a haircut. Please try to remain calm.

Tell me you have a quiff.

I have too. Mine is drastic and icky. I hope yours is better! Laughing out loud

Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 7:11 PM BST

Tell me you have a quiff.

Well it's sorta flicked up at the front a bit. Not sure it satisfies the strict demands of being a quiff as defined by the Geneva Conventions though.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2012, 7:11 PM BST

I have too. Mine is drastic and icky. I hope yours is better! Laughing out loud

It's ok, thanks, the Robyn. The new boy at the barbers cut it; he gets better with each cut.

Quote: Ben @ June 13 2012, 7:13 PM BST

Well it's sorta flicked up at the front a bit. Not sure it satisfies the strict demands of being a quiff as defined by the Geneva Conventions though.

I don't think it does either.
*starts the movement to bring back the Quiff*

Please won't someone tell me what I'm doing wrong re Twitter, before I really do lose it and do something I'll regret.

I will pay good money.*

* I won't pay any money but it would give you good karma.

Quote: Ben @ June 13 2012, 7:09 PM BST

I have had a haircut. Please try to remain calm.

.....was the code word used by Kim Philby when he met his Russian handler in Regent's Park.

Trying to get an old friend into a rehab facility. It's not easy when he's 1500 miles away, too drunk to drive to the hospital and his wife isn't speaking to him. I shall prevail in the long run.

The fact that you're even trying will help, I'm sure.

Sad. Good luck with it.

He texted me from the VA (Veterans Administration) hospital to say that he'd made it and was sitting next to a man who'd sawn off his thumb (accidentally) and was missing most of his guts from a gunshot in Vietnam. :(

I tried Pilates for the first time this morning. Didn't really do it for me - I didn't even break a sweat. However, I feel very flexible right now and can see the long time benefits. Plus it woke me up nicely (as I jumped out of bed and was at the gym in 5 minutes).

I think I did it once or twice. Or was that yoga...
Anyway, the best bit was the nice lying down bit at the end where you have to imagine you're sinking into the floor or flying on a cloud or some hippy rubbish. Very relaxing!

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2012, 10:07 AM BST

I think I did it once or twice. Or was that yoga...
Anyway, the best bit was the nice lying down bit at the end where you have to imagine you're sinking into the floor or flying on a cloud or some hippy rubbish. Very relaxing!

I can't imagine you doing anything physical, zooo. I think of you as a sedintary person who never leaves her room.

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