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Things that piss you off Page 990

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 4:37 PM BST

..but because I don't slavish adhere myself to every left wing policy or trendy cause, doesn't mean I don't have some liberal leanings.

Leather elbow patches don't count.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 4:37 PM BST

Anyone who attributes themselves to one political philosophy alone is a thick weirdo in my book.

Quite. Inflexibility comes before a fall.

Or something.

My left leg's shorter than my right so when I walk I lean to the left. Liberally.

Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 4:40 PM BST

My left leg's shorter than my right so when I walk I lean to the left. Liberally.

:D

Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 4:40 PM BST

My left leg's shorter than my right so when I walk I lean to the left. Liberally.

Not your usual standard, Booo. It's a bit limp.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 13 2012, 4:41 PM BST

Not your usual standard, Booo. It's a bit limp.

I know, I need a stiff drink to get me going.

Hating new haircuts. :(

Oh noes! It is not your week. :(

Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 4:40 PM BST

My left leg's shorter than my right so when I walk I lean to the left. Liberally.

>_<

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2012, 4:44 PM BST

Hating new haircuts. :(

Console

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 4:46 PM BST

>_<

I look at that and keep waiting for it to throw a massive explosion out of its arse, but it never does.

My arms really ache from carrying a bag of cat litter yesterday.
A healthy adult should really be able to carry eight litres (yep, that's the measurement) for half an hour, shouldn't they?
I have a horrible feeling I might have to do some exercise at some point in my life

Quote: zooo @ June 13 2012, 4:46 PM BST

Oh noes! It is not your week. :(

I am praying it's just not my day. I dunno if I can do another 6 days of this!

Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 4:58 PM BST

My arms really ache from carrying a bag of cat litter yesterday.
A healthy adult should really be able to carry eight litres (yep, that's the measurement) for half an hour, shouldn't they?
I have a horrible feeling I might have to do some exercise at some point in my life

A roll of masking tape is much cheaper.

Just tape its butt shut.

Captchas. I must be part-robot.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 4:37 PM BST

Anyone who attributes themselves to one political philosophy alone is a thick weirdo in my book.

This book of yours.. is it a paperback, or hardcover with a jacket?

Ting the Merciless.

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