Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 2:45 PM BSTMy suddenly patchy memory does seem to be improving (got Mendelev in pub quiz the other week, get in), but no-one remembers turning the kettle on, do they? Do they?!
Alzheimers mainly effects short term memory, so don't think you're in the clear just yet.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 2:47 PM BSTAlzheimers mainly effects short term memory, so don't think you're in the clear just yet.
Or even 'affects' short term thingy.
Quote: Marc P @ June 13 2012, 1:17 PM BSTCan I recommend you re-read appropriate passages in Blood Work!
Oh my crap memory!
Quote: KLRiley @ June 13 2012, 2:49 PM BSTOr even 'affects' short term thingy.
Apparently so. One of the first signs is the mis-spelling of the word "affect".
Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 2:45 PM BSTI have never heard that expression. What are you talking about?
Famous quote from Mao about giving women equal rights.
Saying they "held up half the sky"
Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 2:52 PM BSTApparently so. One of the first signs is the mis-spelling of the word "affect".
Thanks Mum.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 2:47 PM BSTAlzheimers mainly effects short term memory, so don't think you're in the clear just yet.
Hi RC! What am I doing on this thread? This isn't the thread for having had a completely groovy morning! A short play I wrote has been selected for a performance showcase, I got invited on the back of a sample article to write for a new football satire website, and I got to turn down a celeb for casting because they didn't (*Is Zsa Zsa Gabor-esque*) 'suit my vision'.
I think I'll have a celebratory cup of coffee...
Quote: sootyj @ June 13 2012, 2:53 PM BSTFamous quote from Mao
This forum really is a hot bed of commie, pinko, loony lefty, liberal scum holes.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 2:53 PM BSTThanks Mum.
You're not mine, I don't do good roasts.
Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 2:53 PM BST
I can't remember. 
Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 2:54 PM BSTYou're not mine.
Is the Nigerian nurse who visits me twice a day Mum then?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 2:56 PM BSTIs the Nigerian nurse who visits me twice a day Mum then?
Sure, why not.
Quote: Booo @ June 13 2012, 3:00 PM BSTSure, why not.
Then why does she keep stealing my pension book?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 13 2012, 3:02 PM BSTThen why does she keep stealing my pension book?
Look, I don't know is the truth. All I know is I'm not your Mum.
God, how many questions!
So I get congratulatory texts on my brilliant morning but nothing on the actual thread?
You bunch of bastards
(yeah, I know it's pissed off thread. But I can't be bothered to specifically select a thread to write on, as I haven't had enough coffee. Ooh, coffee, there's an idea!)
Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 2:53 PM BST
Wooooooooooo!
Quote: AJGO @ June 13 2012, 3:45 PM BSTSo I get congratulatory texts on my brilliant morning but nothing on the actual thread?
You bunch of bastards
(yeah, I know it's pissed off thread. But I can't be bothered to specifically select a thread to write on, as I haven't had enough coffee. Ooh, coffee, there's an idea!)
Sorry. Go Girl! You. I had the same dilemma when I failed to cast Amanda Holden some years back. I wish I had that time back lol. Well done. Expect to see footage! 