Who me?
I'm a lone rider on the road to nowhere and I haven't even brought my Oyster card.
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Quote: Booo @ June 12 2012, 11:38 PM BSTI have this really odd craving for chocolate salami right now.
You are so preggers.
Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 11:43 PM BSTYou are so preggers.
Far as I know Dave hasn't made any more babies.
Did David the Gnome tell you that Zooo?
Did David the Gnome tell you that Zooo?
Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 11:42 PM BSTWho me?
I'm a lone rider on the road to nowhere and I haven't even brought my Oyster card.
Maybe tomorrow you'll wanna settle down. Until tomorrow you'll just keep moving on, etc.
Are you calling me a hobo?
Or a dog.
Can't find my mobile charger anywhere...am almost out of battery...where the f is it??
It's in the right hand bedside cabinet in the drawer!
I looked there darling 
oh they wern't phone batteries then?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 13 2012, 1:37 PM BSTCan't find my mobile charger anywhere...am almost out of battery...where the f is it??
In the fridge/freezer? Or the cutlery draw?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 13 2012, 1:37 PM BSTCan't find my mobile charger anywhere...am almost out of battery...where the f is it??
Has it hidden amongst another pile of plugs - such as the television / DVD / freeview cluster - or it could be in your lady pile of hair thingys - hair dryer, straightners, rollers, etc.?
Is it plugged in somewhere?
Dammit, Shabbers has gone offline, now I'll never know if she found her phone charger or not. This is worse then Sherlock.