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What do you collect? Page 4

NOTHING. One day I will die and some poor bastard would have to clear out all the grot and feel guilty about binning it.

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 11:11 PM BST

Super drug vs Top shop

which is chavier?

Your face is chavvier.

Quote: Booo @ June 12 2012, 11:32 PM BST

Your face is chavvier than my bum andthat's plenty chavvy

Yeh they're both pretty chavvy

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 11:37 PM BST

Yeh they're both pretty chavvy

Laughing out loud

Innit just.

Yeh blood.

Saw a young fellow the other day trying to be street by complaining about his "bra"

sounded like a pissed off transvestite.

:D

Quote: keewik @ June 12 2012, 11:25 PM BST

NOTHING. One day I will die and some poor bastard would have to clear out all the grot and feel guilty about binning it.

I was going to reply with this. I have developed a mindset where anything I collect feels like baggage. I'm slowly getting out of the habit and rooting myself down with stuff and things but for a long time, because I lived between two different houses for a while, I felt like it was just a pain to chug back and fourth.

I still can't really think of anything I collect. I suppose you could say PS3 games because I only bought the console a two months ago and I have about 30 games for it now, most go unplayed though.

Recipes may be another one, but I don't really collect them physically.

When I was a kid I collected football stickers without having any real interest in football. Also Pogs, Marbles, usual things.

Pogs, what are they? Educate me, please.

Like plastic coins or poker chips I suppose that you throw and try and knock down a tower of them?? I can't remember really.

I see.
Back in the home country I used to kid myself I could play bass and was in a couple of bands. I'd use our equivalent of those (thin ones) as plectrums.

I used to use a dead tramps fingernail.

Handy.

Or maybe it was a toenail? He was quite decomposed, it was hard to distinguish.

Quote: Lee @ June 13 2012, 12:06 AM BST

Or maybe it was a toenail? He was quite decomposed, it was hard to distinguish.

Corkscrew boners, helicopterised dead cats and toenails from dead men, I simply remember my favourite things from BCG before I go to sleep and hope for good dreams.

Innit.

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