Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2012, 10:26 PM BSTI like it when works of art are boiled down into pithy paragraphs.
Have you read Mr. T's Guide To King Lear?
channels the spirit of sootyj
It's called 'I Pithy The Fool'
What do you collect? Page 3
Or the Chuckle Brothers Hamlet
"To me, or not to me?"
Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:41 PM BSTOr the Chuckle Brothers Hamlet
"To me, or not to me?"
You win!
That joke was retweeted over a 100 times. It keeps getting retweeted.
It will live longer, amuse more and be more loved than I ever will be.
I'm really surprised no one has mentioned Nectar Points. Amongst some of the people I know, it's reached a quasi-religious status and if one member of a partnership fails to get the 'Holy Points' whilst out shopping, there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:41 PM BSTOr the Chuckle Brothers Hamlet
"To me, or not to me?"
Is that one of yours Soot
I get Boots points. But not Nectar. And I only remember in about 1 in 5 visits.
Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 11:00 PM BSTI get Boots points. But not Nectar. And I only remember in about 1 in 5 visits.
Don't get me started on Boots. Everytime f**king time, without fail, "do you know you can have your lunch on us today if you redeem your points?". "It's ok, I'm collecting them, I'll just pay". "Collecting?! *shocked face*".
Yeah, collecting, fancy that!
I now have one of those Superdrug mirror points cards, not entirely sure what you get for them in the end but the card is handy for warding off any vampires I may happen across whilst out shopping.
Quote: Will Cam @ June 12 2012, 10:59 PM BSTIs that one of yours Soot
Yes it would appear to be my contribution to the ages.....
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 12 2012, 11:06 PM BSTI now have one of those Superdrug mirror points cards, not entirely sure what you get for them in the end but the card is handy for warding off any vampires I may happen across whilst out shopping.
I have one of them, but I haven't activated it. I hardly ever go in Superdrug, so I just use it as a mirror to keep in my wallet.
Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 11:07 PM BSTYes it would appear to be my contribution to the ages.....
That is a belter of a gag. Well done my friend.
Super drug vs Top shop
which is chavier?
Primark.
Primarni!