I read the news today oh boy! Page 872

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:52 PM BST

helicopter cat

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Where can I get one of these?

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:39 PM BST

RENEGADE NCP
Yo dis is Renegade NCP sticking it to da liberality, before my mum calls me for my tea!

So I was in Tescos da other day
And them liberals were making me gay
Heston Blumenthal buns
Jamie Oliver Tongue
You homos all want my bum!

And now bloods I's gotta to split
It's minikievs andthat's the shit!

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It was like looking into the mirror of my soul with an eye made of lasers. (except mini kievs, Mum does proper roastie dinners)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 12 2012, 10:53 PM BST

Where can I get one of these?

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A crazy dutch artist who turned his dead cat into a working remote control helicopter.

http://www.imightbedrunk.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/helicopter_cat.jpg

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I will never click.

Good move.

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:56 PM BST

A crazy dutch artist who turned his dead cat into a working remote control helicopter.

http://www.imightbedrunk.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/helicopter_cat.jpg

Edited for DECENCY

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Fascist!

Free the helicopter cat one!

Seriously everytime I see that cat I smile, it looks so dmaned happy.

I think it's f**king horrible and it makes me very sad indeed.

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:52 PM BST

Zooo I thought you knew?

David the Gnome makes babies in his magic workshop and then gives them to the helicopter cat to deliver.

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It was like this for me, except Dave sent mine via a courier pigeon. Somehow it got lost and took ages getting here so I don't think I have the right child. I never took her back though, just raised her as mine.

and I love his little stabilisers.

Quote: Booo @ June 12 2012, 11:01 PM BST

It was like this for me, except Dave sent mine via a courier pigeon. Somehow it got lost and took ages getting here so I don't think I have the right child. I never took her back though, just raised her as mine.

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Sounds approximately 10 trillion times better than childbirth. I'm in!

I know I have a vested interest you you really should start a thread for these with a link to whatever tenuous link sparked off your crazy mind.

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 11:01 PM BST

I think it's f**king horrible and it makes me very sad indeed.

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Maybe I'll buy a dead cat and give it to the Dutch helicopter artist.

I shall call him Huey and bring him to the next meetup.

And use him to offer nuts around.

I meant re this

Quote: sootyj @ June 12 2012, 10:39 PM BST

OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR LENT OVER HIS TYPE WRITER PAINFULLY SLOWLY TYPING ON AN ANCIENT TYPE WRITER.
SOOTYJ(THE WHIPPET) SITS BEHIND HIM SNARLING

SOOTYJ
Woof, woof, woof, woof

WE CAN SEE OUR WILLCAM HAS BEEN TYPING "Woof woof woof, bark"

SOOTYJ BITES OUR WILLCAM ON HIS BOTTOM.

OUR WILL CAM
ooyah! Sorry Mr Sootyj no more mistakes.

MRS OUR WILL CAM WALKS IN CARRYING A PIE WITH 4 CATS LEGS AND A TALE STICKING STRAIGHT IN THE AIR OUT OF IT.

MRS OUR WILL CAM
Teas ready! Our Will Cam you silly bugger only you could get bloody demoted from an imaginary job. By the flaming wippet!

THE PIE MEOWS PITEOUSLY

MRS OUR WILL CAM
Bloody pie's not done yet.

SOOTYJ
Grrr!

OUR WILL CAM
Right you our Mr Sootyj I'll put the wireless onto your favourite show.

OUR WILL CAM DESPERATELY FIDDLES WITH THE WIRELESS

VOICE OF THE WIRELESS
Yo Yo and get down with BBC Yoot! Sticking it to da man wi da man' license fee!
And now brederen it's the Renegade NCP revoloution. With DJ Renegade NCP da man's gotta bonnet for da bee.

RENEGADE NCP
Yo dis is Renegade NCP sticking it to da liberality, before my mum calls me for my tea!

So I was in Tescos da other day
And them liberals were making me gay
Heston Blumenthal buns
Jamie Oliver Tongue
You homos all want my bum!

And now bloods I's gotta to split
It's minikievs andthat's the shit!

RADIO ANNOUNCER
And now for Radio Head's new album about Hackney, the ends.

MRS OUR WILL CAM WALKS BACK IN WALKS IN WITH AN EMPTY PIE TIN
AND AN ANGRY CAT ON HER HEAD DIGGING HER CLAWS IN

MRS OUR WILL CAM
Teas delayed.

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Quote: Will Cam @ June 12 2012, 11:03 PM BST

I know I have a vested interest you you really should start a thread for these with a link to whatever tenuous link sparked off your crazy mind.

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Didn't you set up such a thread?

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 11:02 PM BST

Sounds approximately 10 trillion times better than childbirth. I'm in!

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I'll never, ever, share the story.