http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/N38VYHP
please! complete this survey!
New Stand Up Comedy Research
Convince me.
Quite a few people would be perfectly happy to complete your survey, fiwilding, but who are you exactly and what's it actualy for? It's customary to give a bit of info as to the background and purpose of such things. 
Its for my college work bascially! Sorry I didnt explain, its the first time ive used a forum and didnt know how to go about it!
Thankyou if anyon has completed the survey though!
Much appriciated!
No
complete your own bloody survey.
You're so very welcoming to new members, sooty. 
Are all people on here arseholes? haha what have I done? All I asked was to complete a survey for my college work? it doesn't even take a minute?
Just a couple of them. And can you believe sooty's a social worker? I mean - really!
I have completed your survey.
Ahh thankyou Aaron! Haha, oh well they can do one! I posted a chat thing on the stand-ups page about Michael McIntyre if you fancy looking at it Aaron? It's only a few questions to think about!
Thanks!
Oh I'm a simple soul I like to be romanced. Say hello, introduce yourself, tell us about yourself. Compliment my hair, make me feel special.
The simple things..
Don't just flop your survey out and say,
"complete that!"
Sorrrryyyyy! 
Was going to complete it
But I am too old
(Slinks off to choose between becoming Soylent Green or joining The Carousel)
You do know that people live over 35 don't you?
You call that living Our Will Cam?
I'm off to the place they kill you with custard pies after pulling your pants down.
Lack of Dignitas.
Woah woah woah, I was only kidding! I had totally bookmarked this to be done after work, but now I'm in arsehole I suppose it would be more in my nature to tell you to cock off! I should also now probably reconsider sharing it on Facebook with my local stand up friends, seeing as that is something an arsehole wouldn't do.