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There is surgery available for that sort of complaint RC.

Quote: Will Cam @ June 12 2012, 1:48 PM BST

Where?

:D

Quote: Marc P @ June 12 2012, 2:14 PM BST

There is surgery available for that sort of complaint RC.

I don't want it. As Oscar Wilde once remarked 'The only thing worse then a weird boner, is no boner at all'.

And there was a man who liked boners.

Heart La Squisha. :)

Today I'm wet but in a Singing In The Rain kinda happy way.

Today I learned that there is such a thing as banana ketchup.

Ew.

My new guitar is in my house and it looks and sounds beautiful. I would roll around with it, but I don't think that the warranty covers fatty damage.

Ugh. *whispers* I have an almost phobia of 'nanas.

I once knew someone with a banana phobia!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 12 2012, 3:07 PM BST

Ew.

My new guitar is in my house and it looks and sounds beautiful. I would roll around with it, but I don't think that the warranty covers fatty damage.

Stop saying you're fat, I command you.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 12 2012, 3:07 PM BST

Ew.

My new guitar is in my house and it looks and sounds beautiful. I would roll around with it, but I don't think that the warranty covers fatty damage.

Its closer to a sweet spicy chutney then ketchup.

It was on MvF

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 3:09 PM BST

I once knew someone with a banana phobia!

Was it me?

Quote: zooo @ June 12 2012, 3:09 PM BST

I once knew someone with a banana phobia!

Are you talking in code now, zooo?

Rolling eyes @ chip.

Don't think it was you, Booo. All I remember about her is three things. She was a farmer's daughter, she had a banana phobia, and she thought sheep were thick.

Quote: Booo @ June 12 2012, 3:10 PM BST

Stop saying you're fat, I command you.

No way! It's my schtick now. That's what I do. I'm 70% arrogance and 30% self denegration. The truth is the rest of me is so shit hot brilliant that I only have my weight to pick on.

BOOM!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 12 2012, 3:07 PM BST

My new guitar..

Ooh yes.. guitar day. Come on then.. what's it like? Nice action etc? Sound? Plugged/unplugged? I'm getting guitar withdrawal.

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