Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:30 PM BSTI've hurt myself trying to edit my post here.
Porque? 
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:16 PM BSTNo, but if you see me with a urine stain on the front of jeans at the BCG Drinks, it will be my first excuse.
Besides, who wants to date a woman that gets sexually excited by badgers?
I don't think I should do this one, I don't know any of you and you'll all be mean and make me get the drinks in and I will as I'm a people pleaser.
Anyway, I think a woman that gets excited by badgers and particularly their scent could be quite fun.
That was a different one. I was talking about Dirty Den.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:33 PM BSTPorque?
I had to delete one I'd quoted instead of editing, it was all getting too much.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:27 PM BSTI need tough love.
And somewhere in Newcastle the Renegade Carpark sign lights up the sky.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:33 PM BSTThat was a different one. I was talking about Dirty Den.
I see. I just can't keep up.
Hey I got 3 writing jobs on the go at the moment.
1 More writing for a Hispanic woman who does empowering communication lectures for women.
2 More sketches based on telephones for a Jewish Rodeo clown from Alberta.
3 Writing sketches for a Canadian internet animation show.
I may not be funny, good lucking or well paid.
But I'm one prolific mother f**ker.
Ah boobs, you all don't know I'm not in Newcastle anymore, do you?
No it didn't make it to the society page of Tatler.
Where are you now?
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:33 PM BSTI don't know any of you and you'll all be mean
No one, and I mean no one, from this Forum is mean in real life. Every single BCG event I've been to has been unbelieveably friendly and welcoming. Seriously, everyone is so nice, it's spooky.
But if you want to buy drinks for everyone, I will not stop you. 
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 10:38 PM BSTNo it didn't make it to the society page of Tatler.
Where are you now?
I'm back in Smogsville (Middlesbrough). It's way rubbisher than Newcastle but I've upgraded from a 2 bed apartment (admittedly a listed one) into a 5 bed housewith a humungo garden.
How many people live in the house??
Or do you have enough retro toys to fill 4 bedrooms?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:39 PM BSTNo one, and I mean no one, from this Forum is mean in real life. Every single BCG event I've been to has been unbelieveably friendly and welcoming. Seriously, everyone is so nice, it's spooky.
This. Plus if your real lucky, Angie will spank you and Smellie will draw on your boobs.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:39 PM BSTBut if you want to buy drinks for everyone, I will not stop you.
Don't be silly, I'm tight.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:42 PM BSTThis. Plus if your real lucky, Angie will spank you and Smellie will draw on your boobs.
Hang on, there's not much room on my boobs anymore.
Quote: zooo @ June 11 2012, 10:42 PM BSTHow many people live in the house??
Or do you have enough retro toys to fill 4 bedrooms?
Just me and Dan, 8million cats and a chameleon.
One room is a guest room, one houses the console collection, one will be a.recording studio (if I'm allowed) and the other is going to be a dressing room, probly.