Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:09 PM BST*now knows why Booo was sacked from Springwatch*
I take it you're not trying it, then.
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Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:12 PM BSTI take it you're not trying it, then.
No, but if you see me with a urine stain on the front of jeans at the BCG Drinks, it will be my first excuse.
Besides, who wants to date a woman that gets sexually excited by badgers?
When is the next proper meat? I miss all your stupid faces. Even the ones I haven't seen before.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 11 2012, 10:18 PM BSTYou don't need badgers' piss for that.
I don't even need a webcam baby. 
Was my joke so poor that only sooty actually got it, or is everyone being subtle again? I already explained my inability to read subtlety.
You don't miss mine obviously
you can just Google Danny Baker.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:19 PM BSTWhen is the next proper meat?
Sigmund Freud to aisle three, we've had another slip.
7/7 in Central London. Have a look at the 'Drinks' thread.
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 10:20 PM BSTYou don't miss mine obviously
you can just Google Danny Baker.
You assume I don't already do this on a daily basis.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:20 PM BSTWas my joke so poor that only sooty actually got it.
Dirty Den = Leslie Grantham pant wank webcam shocker. I got it, but chose to go down the wanking and badger piss route for comedy mileage.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:21 PM BSTSigmund Freud to aisle three, we've had another slip.
7/7 in Central London. Have a look at the 'Drinks' thread.
It's not a slip if you do it on purpose.
7 7 is a bit morbid. Also too short notice for me to walk from the Armpit of the North.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:20 PM BSTWas my joke so poor that only sooty actually got it, or is everyone being subtle again? I already explained my inability to read subtlety.
No it wasn't but I was very tempted to correct your spelling. Then I realised. S'ok, you can call me a bloody foreign, I don't get jokes straight away [as well as].
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:21 PM BSTYou assume I don't already do this on a daily basis.
Nowthat's disturbing
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:22 PM BST7 7 is a bit morbid.
At the weekly meeting of the BCG Clique at our secret clubhouse, Chief Wizard sootyj suggested the date. He said simple minded country bumpkins will fear coming into 'that London' in case they get 'blowed up'.
Correct away. My spelling is a nightmare when I'm on my phone. I need tough love.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:27 PM BSTCorrect away. My spelling is a nightmare when I'm on my phone. I need tough love.
No, no, I couldn't (who likes people that do that?!).
I've hurt myself trying to edit my post here. F**ksakes.
Did I get your joke or not? I thought you were doing a pun on the meat/meet words.