I'm angry with M&S for stopping making asparagus lasagnes. They were hot hot sex.
Status report Page 4,530
Not as bad as when Waitrose stopped making white grapefruit squash.
Bastards.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 8:53 PM BSTasparagus lasagnes. They were hot hot sex.
*takes Nat Wicks off the potential sex list*
*Nat Wicks breathes sigh of relief and no longer has to check the bushes outside her house*
What's your beef with asparagus?
I don't know why I feel insulted here, but damn that hurts
I mean take me off for being a chubbo or a mouthy feminist, but leave asparagus out of it.
They make your wee smell.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 9:50 PM BSTWhat's your beef with asparagus?
You inadvertently answered your own question.
That's either a stunningly good photo or you aint no chubbo.
So this lasagnae was it like pasta aspargus and white sauce or was meat involved?
Sootyj has of late been enjoying carbonara
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 9:50 PM BSTI mean take me off for being a chubbo or a mouthy feminist.
If it weren't for gobby chubbos, most the BCG would still be virgins. Besides you are too thin to be a chubbo and too funny to be a proper feminist. 
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 9:53 PM BSTThat's either a stunningly good photo or you aint no chubbo.
So this lasagnae was it like pasta aspargus and white sauce or was meat involved?
Sootyj has of late been enjoying carbonara
I'm what you might call a 'SIF'.
(Secret Internet Fatty)
Actually Sootyj had a complementary photo story.
It basically involved him taking a photo for a project he was visiting.
And accidentally taking quite a complimentary one (blame a black tshirt and dark background)
And turning up and more or less being told.
"Your photo was fanciable. You're not."
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 9:51 PM BSTYou inadvertently answered your own question.
Shut your meat hole. I'm as carnivorous as the next humanoid, but I do love a good vegetable.
Oh and soot, I missed your question sorry. It was asparagus in bechamel layered with ragu and pasta. Amazing.
I love asparagus wee smell.
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 9:50 PM BSTThey make your wee smell.
I've heard that, but as I've never eaten asparagus, except once as a child and hating it along with almost all vegetables, I wouldn't know for sure.
Next time I'm at one of Nil Putters kinky swinger parties, I'll wolf some down to see if the ladies notice the difference.
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 9:57 PM BST"Your photo was fanciable. You're not."
That's so mean. They should have waited until you'd gone before saying you look like Danny Baker.
Wait, what?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 9:58 PM BSTI do love a good vegetable.
Hope for Renegade then
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 9:58 PM BSTShut your meat hole.
And they say romance is dead.