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I read the news today oh boy! Page 852

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 7 2012, 1:55 PM BST

I think 60 years of Her Maj has probably generated more money for this country then Rooney, Beckham and the Beatles put together.

You forgot Cheryl Cole.

I've just seen that the World Taekwondo Federation is WTF. WTF!

Quote: Badge @ June 8 2012, 12:07 AM BST

I've just seen that the World Taekwondo Federation is WTF. WTF!

I don't have the first idea what they do in Taekwondo.

Is it flower arranging or paper folding or slow movements in a park at dawn?

:|

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 8 2012, 12:16 AM BST

I don't have the first idea what they do in Taekwondo.

100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
Taekwondo-wn
Pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall
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Camping anyone? Yikes!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-18378124

:D OH dear I know someone who has gone camping -very important to look at weather!

Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2012, 12:32 AM BST

100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
Taekwondo-wn
Pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall
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Thats boo, but not quite the yah

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4362329/Schoolgirl-covered-in-thick-black-fur.html :(

Poor wee soul.

Poor kid. It's so sad that she was abandoned, when she is going to have a difficult time as it is.

Could be worse.

She could have found out that Ashley Cole was cheating on her.

Victorian explorers shocked by prevalence of homosexuality, rape, paedophilia and necrophilia among penguins.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

They left all that out of Happy Feet.

Bloody hell !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2156792/No-photographs-Astonishing-acrylic-paintings-detailed-look-like-taken-camera.html

Wow.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18391663

Good to know he's so organised.

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