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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 1:19 PM BST

It doesn't seem to matter how much milk I start with, it's always gone by the time I get to the bottom of the bowl. I could get up, go to the fridge and put more milk in, but that's like...effort. So I just complain instead, so much easier.

Of course it's better to complain, everyone loves a good moan.
You could always leave the milk out, near you, for such moments.
*finishes being all motherly and reasonable*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 1:19 PM BST

Why do women keep saying this to me?

You need to warm them up first...like the milk.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 1:21 PM BST

I love a bowl of the crumbs....they should just sell them as Weetabix Crumbs, like Alpen.

Stop saying wrong things!

:D

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it I say.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 1:24 PM BST

You need to warm them up first...like the milk.

A good stiff brandy you mean?

I think with brandy you're supposed to cup the bottom to warm it up.

:O

Getting ready to take the grandson to the zoo. After that it's BBQ and a trip to the western wear store for a pint-sized ten-gallon hat for the kiddo.

Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2012, 2:24 PM BST

Getting ready to take the grandson to zooo.

Poor bastard. :(

Saw this. I did chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz2jbCJXkpA&feature=g-all-lik

Just discovered that the baby is a big Nina Simone fan. She absolutely loves her! Utterly mesmorised when her music comes on, stops mid-tantrum to listen with a big smile! No more of that Old MacDonald shit.

Quote: Harridan @ June 8 2012, 4:10 PM BST

Just discovered that the baby is a big Nina Simone fan. She absolutely loves her! Utterly mesmorised when her music comes on, stops mid-tantrum to listen with a big smile! No more of that Old MacDonald shit.

What a result! I was singing to a crying baby the other day. It made the situation worse.

Quote: Marc P @ June 8 2012, 3:40 PM BST

Saw this. I did chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz2jbCJXkpA&feature=g-all-lik

Already posted that in the YouTube thread; keep up, Marc!

Yeah but you were just touting your celebrity mates!! ;)

Quote: Marc P @ June 8 2012, 4:32 PM BST

Yeah but you were just touting your celebrity mates!! ;)

I was in the same room as Sadie Frost last night too. All the big names. Cool

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