It's like a POW movie, except it's about eating rice crispies.
I think that makes you the fuhrer.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 12:45 PM BSTHowever, thanks to the 'Trayvon Initiative' I introduced in 2002, try as they might, the little buggers are going nowhere.
Visions of Renegade standing in his kitchen splattered with rice crispies, a shattered bowl on the floor and smoking shotgun in his hand.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 12:45 PM BSTHowever, thanks to the 'Trayvon Initiative' I introduced in 2002, try as they might, the little buggers are going nowhere.
Visions of Renegade standing in his kitchen splattered with rice crispies, a shattered bowl on the floor and smoking shotgun in his hand.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 8 2012, 12:47 PM BSTI think that makes you the fuhrer.
Snap, crackle, achtung!
(at least you didn't go for the cereal killer gag)
Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2012, 12:50 PM BSTVisions of Renegade standing in his kitchen splattered with rice crispies, a shattered bowl on the floor and smoking shotgun in his hand.
I like it when the cereal goes all mushy, especially cornflakes with hot milk, yum.
Quote: Ben @ June 8 2012, 12:38 PM BSTJust been eating some Hotel Chocolat chocolates in bed. Really need to get up and out.
You said you only had pasta in the house.
Hotel Chocolat chocs are pure evil (in a good way).
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 12:57 PM BST
I like it when the cereal goes all mushy, especially cornflakes with hot milk, yum.
Deviant!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 12:57 PM BST
I like it when the cereal goes all mushy, especially cornflakes with hot milk, yum.
Noooo!!!! Do you not have teeth?
Eating Corn Flakes is an art, it's all about milk distribution and finding the flakes of the right consistency, both soggy and crunchy, working from the bottom to the top.
The worst aspect about corno del flakeos, is forgetting to wash your bowl straight away and the cereal creating a molecular bond with the saucer. Making it almost impossible to remove in normal washing up mode.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 12:52 PM BSTSnap, crackle, achtung!
(at least you didn't go for the cereal killer gag)
If I ever do, I need you to administer DNA tests to me to ensure that Sooty isn't just wearing my skin.
If it turns out it is me, a shotgun to the face should about do it.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 12:57 PM BST
I like it when the cereal goes all mushy, especially cornflakes with hot milk, yum.
MONSTER
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 1:03 PM BSTEating Corn Flakes is an art, it's all about milk distribution and finding the flakes of the right consistency, both soggy and crunchy, working from the bottom to the top.
ANyone who doesn't eat cereal like this is a cretin in my eyes.
I use my teeth for other purposes.
Agree there are some cereals best left crunchy...like Crunchy Nut...wollah. There's something very soothing about a bowl of hot cornflakes...or weetabix.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 8 2012, 1:05 PM BSTMONSTER
I've just found out that Dan and I fundamentally disagree on the correct way to eat cereal. The engagement it off.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 1:07 PM BST
Agree there are some cereals best left crunchy...like Crunchy Nut...wollah. There's something very soothing about a bowl of hot cornflakes...or weetabix.
Argh woman, you're making me sick up me strawberries.
Please stop with the nonsense.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 1:07 PM BSTor weetabix.
Weetabix is a bit like the film Speed - the first two thirds are very enjoyable but the final bit (when the bus crashes / milk runs out) is stodgy, dry and an effort to get through.
Weetabix packaging is also extremely hazardous, the number of times I've vigorously opened a packet and the first Bix goes flying across the kitchen is at least 3.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 1:11 PM BSTWeetabix is a bit like the film Speed - the first two thirds are very enjoyable but the final bit (when the bus crashes / milk runs out) is stodgy, dry and an effort to get through.
Weetabix packaging is also extremely hazardous, the number of times I've vigorously opened a packet and the first Bix goes flying across the kitchen is at least 3.
You're doing it wrong with the milk ratio, I can only conclude.
I concur with the packaging fault, and it's a pain keeping them in the plastic wrapper.
Jeez, it must be an Irish thing then 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 1:11 PM BSTis stodgy, dry and an effort to get through.
You're obviously doing it wrong RC.
Quote: Booo @ June 8 2012, 1:15 PM BSTYou're doing it wrong with the milk ratio, I can only conclude.
It doesn't seem to matter how much milk I start with, it's always gone by the time I get to the bottom of the bowl. I could get up, go to the fridge and put more milk in, but that's like...effort. So I just complain instead, so much easier.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 8 2012, 1:17 PM BSTYou're obviously doing it wrong RC.
Why do women keep saying this to me?
Quote: Booo @ June 8 2012, 1:15 PM BSTYou're doing it wrong with the milk ratio, I can only conclude.
I concur with the packaging fault, and it's a pain keeping them in the plastic wrapper.
I love a bowl of the crumbs....they should just sell them as Weetabix Crumbs, like Alpen.