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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 9:18 PM BST

and mrs burstow said when hes angry its thunder and whenit hayls its sugar its my birthday tody ru going to the playground tomorow ive got anew dress o mummy sasy its time form y bath by

It's not been the same since you left.

Laughing out loud

Don't edit out the bit where you say you come here because of me... no need to be embarrassed about it!

mummy syas its called editting andit

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 9:24 PM BST

mummy

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 8:44 PM BST

Oh no!... you are sticking with it.

(Damn, my confidence is really taking a beating now, I keep been referred to as a woman... well if a stranger says it on a website...
I must hold myself together, don't show them it hurts. This 'style thing thing' is clever, very clever, and he's using all his smarts and how well he does it)

You're going on and off the site a lot!... don't spread yourself too thinly on the other website forums you're on too. If you try to juggle to many at the same time you'll post the wrong messages on the wrong sites.

(Yes, well done me. That'll show him. Must never show how that razor wit cuts and cuts so deeply)

How are things on 'teen playground' by the way?

Oh dear. Trouble in paradise. I thought they were such a nice couple too.

Quote: Marc P @ June 7 2012, 9:53 PM BST

Oh dear. Trouble in paradise. I thought they were such a nice couple too.

Marc, what did I tell you about going through your front door?!

You really seem to be attaching a singular importance to the things you read on here. You do know we aren't a couple don't you?... or were you making a 'funny'?

On a serious point though (as sweet as it is that you read every post I make) if you are determined to get my attention by constantly quoting me you really must try and be less boring... or I'll lose all interest in putting you right at all.

Oh and please, please stop with the 'Oh dear', seriously, it's making me cringe now. Less is more.

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 10:32 PM BST

You do know we aren't a couple don't you?

Dammit, was hoping for some sizzling lesbo action. :(

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 10:32 PM BST

if you are determined to get my attention by constantly quoting me you really must try and be less boring

:O

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 7 2012, 10:34 PM BST

Dammit, was hoping for some sizzling lesbo action. :(

I do rather get the impression you'd be happy with ANY action.

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 10:35 PM BST

I do rather get the impression you'd be happy with ANY action.

Who wouldn't?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 7 2012, 10:36 PM BST

Who wouldn't?

And you genuinely have no idea why that is tragic.

I thought Bear-baiting could only be foubnd on the Jeremy Kyle show these days!

If I carry on eating this much popcorn I'll turn into a fattie.
Damn you rwayne, damn you to hell!

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 10:44 PM BST

If I carry on eating this much popcorn I'll turn into a fattie.
Damn you rwayne, damn you to hell!

You could always just focus on the 'who do you fancy' thread and 'enjoy' watching people show how definitely, definitely, not gay they are.

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 10:47 PM BST

You could always just focus on the 'who do you fancy' thread and 'enjoy' watching people show how definitely, definitely, not gay they are.

They're not as entertaining as you, not gay or not.

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 10:51 PM BST

They're not as entertaining as you, not gay or not.

Damn right!

This thread is great! Much better than "Teen Playground"!

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 10:44 PM BST

If I carry on eating this much popcorn I'll turn into a fattie.

Waddya mean "turn into"?

Quote: rwayne @ June 7 2012, 10:47 PM BST

You could always just focus on the 'who do you fancy' thread and 'enjoy' watching people show how definitely, definitely, not gay they are.

Enough with the voyeuristic projection already.

Where's this "sizzling lesbo action" I've been thinking hearing about?

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