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It's my birthday today Page 7

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Happy Birthday to yous :)

OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR; HE HAS BIRTHDAY HAT PEARECHED ON HIS FLAT CAP, A JOLLY UMBRELLA IN HIS PINT OF WEAK NORTHERN BITTER.
A BANNER DRAPES ACROSS THE WORLD WITH THE WORDS
"Happy Birthday Our Will Cam Ya Bastard!"

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE PUSHES IN AN ENORMOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
Happy Birthday Our Will Cam
THe dog ate the spam
I've been shagging Stan Bordman.

OUR WILL CAM
That bloody dog! Is that my cake woman? Has it got a fruity surprise?

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
Eee there's a right royal fruit tease in that there cake.

OUR WILL CAM
I hope it's her lovely madgistry. I'll thoroughly cover her in royal icing.

BIG FELLA DRESSED AS HENRY VIIIth LEAPS OUT OF THE CAKE.

BIG FELLA
I'm henry the eight inch I am, I am ducky. I'm going to leave a stain of blood and fat in your pants!

OUR WILL CAM
Not that royal queen!

SOOTYJ
Wuff!

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
You filthy beast you've just opened a packet of crisps!

OUR WILL CAM, OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE AND BIG FELLA
Oh no! Sootyj opened a packet of crisps!

PETER KAY PARACHUTES THROUGH THE CEILING

PETER KAY
Did someone open a packet of crisps? Garlic Bread!

Quote: sootyj @ June 7 2012, 8:27 PM BST

OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR; HE HAS BIRTHDAY HAT PEARECHED ON HIS FLAT CAP, A JOLLY UMBRELLA IN HIS PINT OF WEAK NORTHERN BITTER.
A BANNER DRAPES ACROSS THE WORLD WITH THE WORDS
"Happy Birthday Our Will Cam Ya Bastard!"

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE PUSHES IN AN ENORMOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
Happy Birthday Our Will Cam
THe dog ate the spam
I've been shagging Stan Bordman.

OUR WILL CAM
That bloody dog! Is that my cake woman? Has it got a fruity surprise?

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
Eee there's a right royal fruit tease in that there cake.

OUR WILL CAM
I hope it's her lovely madgistry. I'll thoroughly cover her in royal icing.

BIG FELLA DRESSED AS HENRY VIIIth LEAPS OUT OF THE CAKE.

BIG FELLA
I'm henry the eight inch I am, I am ducky. I'm going to leave a stain of blood and fat in your pants!

OUR WILL CAM
Not that royal queen!

SOOTYJ
Wuff!

OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE
You filthy beast you've just opened a packet of crisps!

OUR WILL CAM, OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE AND BIG FELLA
Oh no! Sootyj opened a packet of crisps!

PETER KAY PARACHUTES THROUGH THE CEILING

PETER KAY
Did someone open a packet of crisps? Garlic Bread!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud The best one yet you mad bastard you.

My pleasure and just bumped one you may have missed.

Just popped back to say Happy Birthday to Bigfella who shares this day with me Wave

Stay, Will!!!!

And happy birthday to you both.

Happy birthday Will Cam you idle northern lay about and happy birthday to Big Fella who isn't but is still a fella.

Happy Birthday To WillBigfellaCam.

Happy Birthday lads!

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Hippy Bathday! :)

Many happy returns Wave

Happy birthday to everyone!

Yay!

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