As does the above remark.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 6:47 PM BSTThanks for the lady-boy offer Kenneth, but I would never risk it, just in case the he-she had a bigger dinkle then me.
No worries mate, that's a common concern. In which case we can arrange one who's had the bollocks cut off and a vaginoplasty. It's all about expressing your individuality mate and don't you dare let any conformist, conservative old fogeys tell you otherwise. Perhaps you can take a few tasteful photos of the encounter and then share the best one here.
Quote: dellas @ June 7 2012, 3:48 AM BST
Well I never thought of ;spanking' so it betrays a certain sexism, (oh dear, a forbidden word)
How could you not "see" it immediately? I planted the seed, it was begging for a comment.
I don't see how it's sexist, personally. And there's nothing wrong with a good spanking.
Cant explain really? just never assume sort of thing- God sound gormless, really don't take womens remarks as 'provocative' if you like.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 6 2012, 1:04 PM BSTYou may want to give this it's full name, Scats, as if you type "trich" into Google the first thing that comes up is not something you want to be associated with.
Oops. Force of habit. Idk if I want to Google what comes up...Oh. STD. The first thing that comes up for me is right, though. Trichotillomania.
Also, I shouldn't have re-activated this thread...
Quote: Kenneth @ June 7 2012, 8:13 AM BSTNo worries mate, that's a common concern. In which case we can arrange one who's had the bollocks cut off and a vaginoplasty. It's all about expressing your individuality mate and don't you dare let any conformist, conservative old fogeys tell you otherwise. Perhaps you can take a few tasteful photos of the encounter and then share the best one here.
Kenneth are you a pimp?
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 6 2012, 1:04 PM BSTYou may want to give this it's full name, Scats, as if you type "trich" into Google the first thing that comes up is not something you want to be associated with.
Great fun to look for under a microscope though.
Congrats on dat tat Scat
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 7 2012, 1:19 PM BSTAlso, I shouldn't have re-activated this thread...
Don't be daft. And don't be discouraged to post photos of your garter style tattoo when you get it. Or you can PM me directly. I don't mind. 
Quote: sootyj @ June 7 2012, 1:19 PM BSTKenneth are you a pimp?
A matchmaker. My commission is zero but the pleasure of introducing folk what need each other.
Quote: Kenneth @ June 7 2012, 7:09 PM BSTA matchmaker. My commission is zero but the pleasure of introducing folk what need each other.
Can you matchmake me, please? Not necessarily with someone off here, just anyone. Well, it has to be a guy and no ladyboys.
The last point I'll make on this subject is the episode from Love Soup where the writer asks his new girlfriend to a pool party. She tries to disuade him but he says don't worry. It turns out she is tattoed from head to toe and is totally embarrassed.
Yes I know it's a comedy but as I say it's my last comment on the subject.
Quote: Chappers @ June 7 2012, 8:50 PM BSTThe last point I'll make on this subject is the episode from Love Soup where the writer asks his new girlfriend to a pool party. She tries to disuade him but he says don't worry. It turns out she is tattoed from head to toe and is totally embarrassed.
Yes I know it's a comedy but as I say it's my last comment on the subject.
I don't get the 'point'
rwayne! You broke your cherry! You finally did a gag! I'm smiling..
..so don't get the needle.
Quote: Chappers @ June 7 2012, 8:50 PM BSTThe last point I'll make on this subject is the episode from Love Soup where the writer asks his new girlfriend to a pool party. She tries to disuade him but he says don't worry. It turns out she is tattoed from head to toe and is totally embarrassed.
Yes I know it's a comedy but as I say it's my last comment on the subject.
Chappers I used to know a guy who lived his whole life based on the Fresh Prince of Belair.
He was mentally very unwell.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 9:04 PM BSTrwayne! You broke your cherry! You finally did a gag! I'm smiling..
..so don't get the needle.
You should read my posts more carefully... I'm hilarious most of the time.