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Who do you fancy? Page 814

There's this girl I know who I think is verrrrry beautiful.

Is it your mum?

Is STT a female and on her time of the month?

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 4:23 PM BST

Is STT a female...?

It is a question that has confounded scholars and statisticians for months now.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 7 2012, 4:47 PM BST

It is a question that has confounded scholars and statisticians for months now.

I ask because it sounds as if he/she is bitter.

Quote: Marc P @ June 7 2012, 4:09 PM BST

Was it another collaboration?

Okay, I'll fess up. I stole it from Jim Davidson.

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 4:23 PM BST

Is STT a female and on her time of the month?

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 4:51 PM BST

I ask because it sounds as if he/she is bitter.

How very sexist of you. Transsexual hermaphrodite cross-dressers can be bitter too, you know. Just ask René.
Angry

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 5:30 PM BST

How very sexist of you. Transsexual hermaphrodite cross-dressers can be bitter too, you know. Just ask René.
Angry

Apologies. But a herma/trannie? What is the point of that?

Are you female, by any chance?

I only ask because you sound like zooo.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 5:55 PM BST

Are you female, by any chance?

I only ask because you sound like zooo.

F**king hell, this again. Yes, I am a female and no, I'm not zooo.
I'm sure it can be proven very easily.

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 6:08 PM BST

Like zooo? What.. you mean sweet and lovely and fragrant?

No.. dim.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 7 2012, 6:09 PM BST

No.. dim.

I applaud your editing/quoting skills. No one's ever done it before so well.

Ok, time out. Let's all have some apple juice and a box of raisins and calm down.

Quote: Booo @ June 7 2012, 6:11 PM BST

I applaud your editing/quoting skills. No one's ever done it before so well.

Don't be bitter.

@Harridan

Why? It's only a bit of banter. Unless you're feeling left out and want to join in?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 7 2012, 3:57 PM BST

Just watched the video to this and it's really quite catchy and with it as the young people say.

The lyrics are quite explicit, but nothing worse then what has been produced by the hippity hop community in the past.

Maybe it's cos it's coming from a girlie but the lyrics are really blunt, crude and uncharitable. In fact, it's definitely sexism on my part, thinking about it. You hear blokes say as bad if not worse all the time on hip-hop. Still fit though.

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