Quote: Kenneth @ June 6 2012, 6:41 PM BSTThis did the rounds on Facebook a while ago:
It's like they vacuumed the thoughts right out of my brain and made a chart.
Thanks for the lady-boy offer Kenneth, but I would never risk it, just in case the he-she had a bigger dinkle then me.
There's not one for the chest. 
Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 6:47 PM BSTThat's too forward a question, I barely know you. Thirteen at the last count. That must make me a wannabe Kat Von D, or just a filthy whore, not sure. You'd have to judge it for yourself.
If I didn't know you have boob tattoos, how did you then assume that I was calling you a whore? I'm confused.
Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 6:56 PM BSTThere's not one for the chest.
Maybe they didn't want to get involved with a tit for tat argument. (How witty am I?)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 7:02 PM BSTIf I didn't know you have boob tattoos, how did you then assume that I was calling you a whore? I'm confused.
Maybe they didn't want to get involved with a tit for tat argument. (How witty am I?)
I didn't know you didn't know. Had I known you didn't know I'd've not said a word. To be honest I just took offence at your lack of tact and the way you label people.
You're witty but that's not original.
Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 7:10 PM BSTTo be honest I just took offence at your lack of tact and the way you label people.
Wow, you are new here. Don't worry, you'll soon get used to my 'subtle' approach to topics. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 7:14 PM BSTWow, you are new here. Don't worry, you'll soon get used to my 'subtle' approach to topics.
Understood. But maybe sometimes I like a good sparring.
Biff Bash Boosh!
Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 7:18 PM BSTUnderstood. But maybe sometimes I like a good sparring.
THe urge to reedit sparring for spanking was almost unendurable.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 4:58 PM BSTDammit, I'm really trying to stay off this thread, as I'm likely to cause more offence then usual. But just like DaButt, I make instant snap judgements based on the design and placement of the tattoos.
E.g. -
Breast tattoo = slag
Breat tattoo on both tits = super whore
Neck tattoo = criminal
Maori tattoo on anyone not from NZ = steroid cretin
Childs name tattoo = chav parent
Chinese letter tattoo (sorry L.E.) = no imagination crowd follower
Loads of writing tattoo = mental patient / Babestation presenter
Name of spouse / lover = idiot
Facial tattoo = psychotic attention seekerand worst of all
Blue Bow tattoo = probable cat murder / cannibal / Tory voter.
Now, whether you think my snap judgements are incorrect or prejudiced is neither here nor there. You show off your inked skin and I will judge you.
My personal view, and it is my view only, is that if you really love your kids, instead of blowing £150 by getting some criminal ex-junkie to pierce your skin with rusty needles, you could use the money to set up a college fund.
Again, welcome back RC !
Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2012, 9:12 PM BSTTHe urge to reedit sparring for spanking was almost unendurable.
Damn, so close!
(I wondered if anyone would)
Like a failing school I am desperate to hold onto my remaining class.
Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2012, 10:05 PM BSTLike a failing school I am desperate to hold onto my remaining class.
It's the thought that counts.
A concept I find deeply scary
Any conflict since I was last here?
Oh well done RC.
Well I never thought of ;spanking' so it betrays a certain sexism, (oh dear, a forbidden word)
