Part of a series of sketches peeps!!!!
Wife
I was talking with the girls & I became aware of the fact, that we have a really shit sex life.
Husband
Yes we do.
Wife
Why. Don’t you fancy me anymore?
Husband
Of course darling. I fancy you making my dinner, I am starving here. I fancy you letting me out with my mates more too.
Wife
(Hands on hips) So you can f**k other women.
Husband
Oh thank you Honey. I may take you up on that. (Rubs her head)
Wife
Please be serious. I need more exciting sex. Candy had an orgasm in the kitchen.last week, while the kids were upstairs.
Husband
So! I had 2 orgasms in the computer room while you hoovered outside. it. Na! (Pokes out his tongue)
Wife
(Fuming)How could you do that?
Husband
Well I downloaded some lesbian porn from the PC and I watched this particularly horny scene where this woman was showing her…..…..
Wife
(Screams at him) Arsehole!!!!
HUSBAND
No Darling I am not really into them.
Wife
So you prefer a wank to sex with me.
Husband
Sometimes yes.
Wife
Why! Whats wrong with me. What does your hand have that this doesn’t. (Pulls up her skirt)
Husband
Grip!
