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The Diamond Jubilee Page 3

Quote: Lazzard @ June 4 2012, 7:11 PM BST

Phil the Greek's pulled a sickie.
He's not stupid.

I said that too!

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What happened?

Wouldn't surprise me if he's died and they keep the body hidden till Wednesday.

Current song is about knifing a woman to death. Hearty fare for the Queen's jubilee!

Just read that apparently that three hours of boats moving slowly down a river yesterday was watched on TV by an average of 10 million people. Dear God.

Seemingly it opened with Robbie Williams singing Let Me Entertain You.

As someone famously once said, and it still applies today, 'In your own time Robbie.'

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Looks like things are improving for Stylee then!

Please please don't tell me that Stevie Wonder sang "Isn't She Lovely".

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I've no idea, but maybe he was singing about someone else? He has an excuse.

I can't see it myself.

The Diamond Jubilee Concert?

Apart from;

Robbie barely 'singing' the first song
The terrible duet between Gary Barlow and Cheryl Cole Man
Too much opera
Two awfully boring pianists
Elton John sounding like he had had a stroke and smoking 180 a day
Grace Jones wishing The Queen a Happy Birthday"
Will I Am saying "Your Highness" instead of "Your Majesty"
Stevie Wonder & Will I Am wishing her a Happy Birthday (Born on 21 April 1926)
The Queen not even saying a word at the end

It was actually okay.

By far the best performances were from Cliff Richard, Kylie Minogue, Madness and Annie Lennox. Tom Jones was okay. The rest was pure bilge.

Paul McCartney is far too smug and pleased with himself. It was the music around him that made the song, any half wit of a singer could have been singing.

I thought Cliff was pretty awful (gawd bless him). Tom Jones was ace. Grace Jones hula hooping was odd but somehow enjoyable.

Prince Charles was rather funny at the end. Funnier than most of the comics.

Alot of the jokes fell a bit flat, I dread to think what she made of the pension joke.

I am surprised that both Stevie Wonder and Will I Am haven't been either beheaded or deported.

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