Quote: zooo @ January 22, 2008, 8:17 PMI'll give you this, men are better at rape and child molestation...
(Too far...?)
Do you have to train for this and get qualifications?
Women!!!!! Page 4
Quote: Paul W @ January 22, 2008, 7:47 PM"If women can multi task how come a threesomes out of the question?" - Jimmy Carr.
Mmmmmmmmmmm 2 men & me. yey yey yey!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never said no to that question. Even if the 3rd party should be another woman. However the men that have asked, always changed their mind, based on the fact that I may prefer the sex of the 3rd person. Even if they be female. The truth is, I probably would. 
What about you and three men?
Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 9:04 PMWhat about you and three men?
Bring it on. Lets have a party & invite the entire male population of England.
Quote: ian_w @ January 22, 2008, 7:13 PMHa, I love this one!
Yup, it's very true. But then men've got much better spatial awareness, which means we are far better at things like physics and engineering,.
Yet you can not work a washing machine nor can you understand the concept of time. To men 5 minutes can be as long as 6 weeks. 
Yet a 2 minute sexathon was hours.
They can't be too bright, I mean who gets out of the shower to have a wee?
Women are paticularly nice in a red wine sauce.
Tend to be a bit gristly though.
Although having said that, I do like to eat women. Ahem. 
Quote: Aaron @ January 24, 2008, 11:44 AMAlthough having said that, I do like to eat women. Ahem.
Where have all the old fashioned wife beating, non-vageating men gone?
We recently moved house and my wife was a lot more 'effective' before we got our internet connection back.
Take this morning...
I got up before her to get the kids breakfast, I did the washing up and made the 3 school pack lunches.
When she did come down she went straight to her laptop and ASKED the kids to get dressed.
I didn't get my shower until 8:30 by which time I'd normally left for work.
Thanks dear.
Mind you she has since got the hoover out and put the washing away so can't complain too much...
...she might hit me.
Quote: Tuumble @ January 24, 2008, 3:20 PMWe recently moved house and my wife was a lot more 'effective' before we got our internet connection back.
Take this morning...
I got up before her to get the kids breakfast, I did the washing up and made the 3 school pack lunches.
When she did come down she went straight to her laptop and ASKED the kids to get dressed.
I didn't get my shower until 8:30 by which time I'd normally left for work.
Thanks dear.
Mind you she has since got the hoover out and put the washing away so can't complain too much...
...she might hit me.
What a woman. You my friend are a VERY lucky bastard!
But has she learnt how to use the tuumble dryer
Quote: ajp29 @ January 24, 2008, 3:04 PMWhere have all the old fashioned wife beating, non-vageating men gone?
The North...?