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Quote: Gavin @ May 31 2012, 9:35 PM BST

Putters! Rainbow Six tomorrow? I have my headset on!

Hmm maybe. Lots to do tomorrow though. It'll be late if I do.

Quote: Booo @ May 31 2012, 9:26 PM BST

Very annoyed but mostly itchy. Just dyed my hair, usually only get a bit itchy but I don't really do it that often. Went for a bright red I've used before, didn't bother to clean up too much as it always comes off when rinsing it out.

Massively great big mistake. I have an orange forehead, ears and neck. Luckily it's mostly covered (I have a fringe and long hair).

Double moronic thing to do, and I should've known better due to my sensitive skin: decided to epilate my legs whilst the dye was developing. I know, legs not the same as head. Well, that's where I went wrong. They're red, itchy, blotchy and look like I've got hives now.

I wouldn't mind too much but I have a long weekend away and was hoping to wear nice dresses. Now I'll just have to hide.

Teary

Long dress?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 31 2012, 9:11 PM BST

First on my dissertation, first on my poems, first on two essays and a 2:1 on my poetry essay (but that was only 60%, not 90 or 100% of a module). I almost got an A+ on one essay too. So yep, pleased!

Sounds great. Well done. If I wasn't doing this on the iPod I would send you gallons. Maybe tomorrow.

Not gallons (bloody predictive text!) .... Balloons.

Oh gosh I get enough balloons at work, but thank you!

I don't own any long dresses.
Turns out, though, that I'm a massive drama queen. It's all almost back to normal.

:D

I found a depleted mylar balloon in my back yard 10 minutes ago as I was mowing. I wonder how far it had flown.

Quote: Booo @ May 31 2012, 10:48 PM BST

I don't own any long dresses.
Turns out, though, that I'm a massive drama queen. It's all almost back to normal.

:D

That is all because I said it would be fine. Cool

Quote: DaButt @ May 31 2012, 10:48 PM BST

I found a depleted mylar balloon in my back yard 10 minutes ago as I was mowing. I wonder how far it had flown.

Those things float foreeever.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 31 2012, 10:51 PM BST

Those things float foreeever.

One time I had a window seat on a flight into Los Angeles and watched a heart-shaped mylar balloon fly past at about 5000 feet as we were approaching LAX.

Laughing out loud That is great.

Aw!

Quote: AJGO @ May 31 2012, 3:03 PM BST

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I have a pool cue rubbed area on my thumb which is preventing me from writing in an entirely discomfort-free way. Nowhere near as bad as thumbnail tear though

But I am being driven mad by the incredible itching from mozzie bites. The one on my knee has swollen to size of golf ball. They are so itchy I am considering hacking them out with a knife and screw the blood loss

Sounds like you need some anti-histamine medicine.

Quote: zooo @ May 31 2012, 9:13 PM BST

Wows. Know it's an annoying thing to say, but we all knewwwwwww you'd get brilliant marks.
Well done!!!!! You're a flipping genius.

Ah, Zooo, you said just what I was going to say to Robyn.

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Yay, Scats!

Quote: DaButt @ May 31 2012, 10:54 PM BST

One time I had a window seat on a flight into Los Angeles and watched a heart-shaped mylar balloon fly past at about 5000 feet as we were approaching LAX.

You were looking at 'economy class'.

:D Very well worked Scats! deserved rewards! how you celebrating? x Geek Angelic

Chip's thumb's feeling better. Thanks for asking.

You pulled it out then??

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