(Roflmao always particularly annoys me, because I read it as 'ruffled Mao' and I always think 'No you didn't. You wouldn't be alive to post absolute shit had you in fact ruffled Mao. (I don't know why I think that putting things in brackets means it won't be off-topic. It's not actually a whispered conversation, is it?))
Edit: Taking Sunshine's advice- or is it? hmmm?