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There's currently a mouse loose somewhere about my house thanks to the cats. It ran into the spare bedroom and hasn't been seen since. I haven't had a chance to buy any traps (humane of course) yet.

Ah, the cats were trying to train you. You have failed miserably. They are ashamed of you.

:(

Well, catch the mouse and eat it in front of them! That's the only way to fix things.

That's how I learned all my lessons.

The kittens are at the Vets.

Getting their bits taken care of? Or something more serious?

Just injections I think.

Aww.

Have you got Kittens OR?

:) Cats don't eat mice, too horrible, they prefer Sheba nicely chopped in clean bowl!

Quote: Lee @ May 25 2012, 11:51 PM BST

There's currently a mouse loose somewhere about my house

That sounds far too polite. In Scotland we would say - 'There's a moose loose aboot the hoose', not that this bit of useful info will help you catch it.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 26 2012, 1:48 AM BST

Have you got Kittens OR?

I did have.

Now they're bigger they just demand things.

'Open the door'

'Feed me'

'Tickle my tum.'

etc, etc.

We've got an integrated wine rack in the kitchen and when we first had them one would go into one hole and one another and try to bat each other.

Now I would have to remove the dividing panels to get one in !

Aw, it's too hot for fluffy cats. Mine can't even be bothered to attack me properly, she just has a half-hearted gnaw on my hand and then lies prostrate in my arms. Might do some unneccesary laundry so she has a cool tent to hide in

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