My ice cream man stole my kids and turned them into murderers and rapists.
He's Joseph Coney
Lolly stick gags Page 4
How do you make an ice cream stick? Sit on it.
How do you know if an ice cream joke's funny? It's lolly.
What icelolly always gives you a moustache?
A Magnum
Why did the ice cream eater get fat? Because he had hundreds and thousands.
All this is Cadbury's loss 
Why do Cadbury keep their ice cream recipe secret? Cos Wall's have ears ...
Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2012, 11:11 AM BSTWhat icelolly always gives you a moustache?
A Magnum
This would be a cunning one for Cadbury to use - it puts you off one of their rivals at the same time
http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/the-lolly-stick-joke-returns-153998315.html
Good to see that one of my jokes also came 6th, shame it was entered by someone else...
Quote: Tony Cowards @ May 25 2012, 11:34 AM BSThttp://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/the-lolly-stick-joke-returns-153998315.html
Good to see that one of my jokes also came 6th, shame it was entered by someone else...
Why is there only a percentage next to yours?
(I like number 4 best anyway)
Hankie chief joke is well old.
The number 2 "shellfish" joke predates the evolution of sea creatures.
It's a f**king disgrace. Even more disgraceful: my joke not making the shortlist. Here it is.
Why didn't the Cadbury Flake turn up on time? Because it was choco-late.
The winner is not what I would have chose...but I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucks.
I thought I had lollies licked.
It was the same when they had the Win 5000 Jongleurs comedy comp.
A few may have been lifted wholesale, and a few may just have been coincidence. If you're writing jokes then some if not all are going to be similar to something that has been done before.
Why did the chicken cross....
AXON!
Bet no ones written that one before.
Who was verifying the jokes, the Caramel bunny?
Cadbury's aim was to find a funny, ORIGINAL joke - they failed. Whether the winner stole the gag or came up with it independently is beside the point.
I hope their head office is made of ice cream and melts in the sun.