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Maybe Satan is a cat . .

*Santa.

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2012, 4:14 PM BST

*Santa.

No, no.

Don't you see?

All that 'holier than thou' brigade would be shafted as only the Cat Cognoscenti i.e. people like you and I, would be on the right side come Judgment Day.

Dog lovers would be the first to go !

:D

Good point!

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 22 2012, 10:08 PM BST

No, no.

Dog lovers would be the first to go !

:D

Slowly and painfully.

I woke up to a frog on the bedroom floor this morning.

It felt really squishy when I cleaned it up with kitchen roll.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 24 2012, 11:36 PM BST

I woke up to a frog on the bedroom floor this morning.

It felt really squishy when I cleaned it up with kitchen roll.

That sounds like you were horrible to the poor little thing.

Hopefully it was killed by the kitty and not a bit of kitchen roll...?
:)

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 24 2012, 11:36 PM BST

I woke up to a frog on the bedroom floor this morning.

It felt really squishy when I cleaned it up with kitchen roll.

That's what you get for having an affair with a Frenchman !

Miranda's kittens . .

NOW !

Oh bum. What were they doing?

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2012, 8:53 AM BST

Oh bum. What were they doing?

There was a chap in there fussing them and they were running around, pushing theirs faces into the camera etc.

One did that thing where they have all four legs straight and then hop sideways to attack.

As they're in the States I think they're probably awake most in our early hours.

D'aww.
Ah I assumed they were English, for some reason.

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2012, 12:25 AM BST

Hopefully it was killed by the kitty and not a bit of kitchen roll...?
:)

Ah, yes it was the cats that brought it in, it was quite dead when I picked it up.

It's nice to get presents, even if it's frogs, mice, worms, birds. A little bottle of perfume or chocolates might be nice occasionally.

Hehe. Apparently when they are dead it's a present, but when they bring us still live animals it's to help train us to catch them, like they would do for their kittens.

Which is so effing cute.

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