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None of those things are real.

Apart from me in my pants.

How can you be sure that, right now, a witch/monster/vampire/ zombie/ werewolf isn't watching you in your pants?

You won't find out they're real until it's too late!

AND you'll die in your pants.
For shame.

Quote: keewik @ May 24 2012, 10:50 PM BST

How can you be sure that, right now, a witch/monster/vampire/ zombie/ werewolf isn't watching you in your pants?

If they saw me in my pants they would be overcome by lust and not be able to control themselves.

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2012, 10:51 PM BST

You won't find out they're real until it's too late!

AND you'll die in your pants.
For shame.

Better than dying without them on to be fair

bigfella wants to be ravished by a paranormal.

Anyone would do to be fair.

Quote: keewik @ May 24 2012, 10:50 PM BST

How can you be sure that, right now, a witch/monster/vampire/ zombie/ werewolf isn't watching you in your pants?

Someone's been watching too much True Blood

Apart from the mad teacher the other day who clearly had a Henry VIII fantasy.

ESSEX!

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 24 2012, 10:03 PM BST

That guy sounds like a fruit cake Scatters, it's hard not to take something like that personally, but you shouldn't worry about it.

I just don't want something similar to happen again. :(

Robyn is off to a 10 hour shift at work...Yay...

Oh I dunno there's not that many nutters around.

Sorry sounds awful. But some guys just seemed to be intimidated by a beautiful woman.

Pathetic really.

Do remind said loser in future that LT have more cameras per square inch then anywhere else in the world and they all record.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 25 2012, 8:26 AM BST

I just don't want something similar to happen again. :(

You need to develop a Don't-Mess-With-Me Aura. Predators have a sixth sense about the people they can get away with nonsense with, so you need to learn how to look no nonsense. I'm working on a similar aura for when I pass gangs of scary youths.

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2012, 10:34 PM BST

And the zombies. Teary

Colin Bluntstone and Rod Argent? Nah - I think you're safe there.

Quote: Chappers @ May 25 2012, 10:20 PM BST

Colin Bluntstone and Rod Argent? Nah - I think you're safe there.

Yeah, hold your head up Zooo.

Tomorrow we are to be besieged by the Apprentice Boys of Derry. The noise will be considerable.

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