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Quote: keewik @ May 24 2012, 7:40 PM BST

Me voici de retour

You never said you'd lost your voice ! Glad you feel better.

Also take comfort from the fact that I took him out with a high powered assault rifle just after he left you.

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Laughing out loud

That guy sounds like a fruit cake Scatters, it's hard not to take something like that personally, but you shouldn't worry about it.

Quote: reds @ May 24 2012, 2:01 PM BST

Just Googled and it's not meant to be over 25 in London for the next few days. Not a heat wave then.

It was 27-29 deg C here in North London for much of the day today.

Quote: AJGO @ May 24 2012, 7:43 PM BST

You'll have to come along on 19th June or 7th July to find out

Keewik voici de retour Wave

19th June? Wassat?

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Billwill has run out of 80mm screws.

I had a lovely day today, was topped off with a beautiful sunset walk along the Thams. St Paul's was spectacular, basked in a rosy tint, made me feel rather pleased with life.

Chip refuses to sleep with the window open no matter how humid it gets.

Quite right. That's how the monsters get in.

I am in my pants on toP of the covers

Whats the title of your new smooth romance album Fella?

Quote: bigfella @ May 24 2012, 10:26 PM BST

I am in my pants on toP of the covers

I'm on top of the covers baby
oooh yeh I'm on top of the covers.
Don't call yo mother
Cos I want be your lover
On top of the covers

with my paaaaaaaaaants on!

(sax solo break)

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2012, 10:21 PM BST

Quite right. That's how the monsters get in.

And witches swoop in and get you.

Quote: sootyj @ May 24 2012, 10:28 PM BST

Whats the title of your new smooth romance album Fella?

I'm on top of the covers baby
oooh yeh I'm on top of the covers.
Don't call yo mother
Cos I want be your lover
On top of the covers

with my paaaaaaaaaants on!

(sax solo break)

A short sax solo break

Quote: keewik @ May 24 2012, 10:30 PM BST

And witches swoop in and get you.

And the zombies. Teary

And werewolves. And vampires. The list is endless.

THEM WINDOWS IS STAYING SHUT!

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