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AJGO that 6 year old is really myopic, given him his glasses back!

Cat is using my stuffed dinosaur as a mother substitute and possibly trying to milk him. Good luck with that, kitty.

Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2012, 7:46 PM BST

AJGO that 6 year old is really myopic, given him his glasses back!

Too late, have replaced the lenses with plain plastic and will soon be Queen of all Hoxton (King being RC in his silver jumpsuit)

Hah!

You fell into my trap.

Proper Hoxton Dickheads have no lenses in their pointless glasses.

The Dickhead king of Bricklane has just taken away you're dickhead status.

Laughing out loud What a f**king tragedy. I mean, oh nooo, I feel like the very core of my non-being has been wrenched away.

Isn't it more sensible to have plastic, cos then they at least stop dust and pollen and flys getting near your eyes?

No lenses at all? That's crazy talk!

That's gonna get you poked in the eye, that is.

Zooo whats the new punishment for ignoring sit rules?

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2012, 7:57 PM BST

That's gonna get you poked in the eye, that is.

Eeek I'll be good.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2012, 7:31 PM BST

Joystick sounds a bit Commodore 64!

I don't think any pilot has used that term in the last 100 years.

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2012, 7:57 PM BST

No lenses at all? That's crazy talk!

That's gonna get you poked in the eye, that is.

Seems as good a reason as any to repost my favourite song of all time.

Play this sucker at my funeral.

hey , would anyone mind watching some morcambe and wise comedy gold? :) thankyou http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5peEeg_enqA

Quote: Steve Willlams @ May 23 2012, 8:30 PM BST

hey , would anyone mind watching some morcambe and wise comedy gold? :) thankyou http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5peEeg_enqA

Hi!
Please try to keep it to the one thread. :)
I've moved the thread you started to Showcase, where everyone will see it and be able to watch it.

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2012, 7:31 PM BST

Joystick sounds a bit Commodore 64!

I've got a C64 in my loft. Unfortunately the mains adaptors broke so I can't go on it. :(

My silly dad gave ours to some neighbour's kid a few years ago. Angry

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2012, 8:56 PM BST

My silly dad gave ours to some neighbour's kid a few years ago. Angry

How is the salty old sea captain? Pirate

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