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Quote: Chappers @ May 20 2012, 8:08 PM BST

Drogba is the best centre forward in the premier league.

Ba-what?! RvP is the best centre forward in the Premier League and that is a solid gold factoid.

The trophy presentation was awful - all those squad players jostling for centre stage.

Quote: Splodge @ May 20 2012, 11:52 PM BST

An amazing last twenty four (and a bit) hours. I'm just glad that all squad players are given medals, because they all deserve it.

Does Winston Bogarde get one?

Meanwhile.. back to the world of real football: Tony Popovic has left Palace.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/itvs-england-euro-2012-its-842699

Fantastic ITV Promo for Euro 2012 and only marginally better then the Carlsberg one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRV5iv66rBE

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 21 2012, 4:15 PM BST

Does Winston Bogarde get one?

Meanwhile.. back to the world of real football: Tony Popovic has left Palace.

How do you feel about this Stylee?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 4:39 PM BST

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/itvs-england-euro-2012-its-842699

Fantastic ITV Promo for Euro 2012 and only marginally better then the Carlsberg one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRV5iv66rBE

Good ad, but sigh. Looks like I'm the only lass watching the footie this summer then

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 4:39 PM BST

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/itvs-england-euro-2012-its-842699

Fantastic ITV Promo for Euro 2012 and only marginally better then the Carlsberg one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRV5iv66rBE

They're great fun. If only! :D

Quote: AJGO @ May 21 2012, 5:22 PM BST

Good ad, but sigh. Looks like I'm the only lass watching the footie this summer then

I know plenty of ladies that like the football, but you'd never know that thanks to the sexist television schedulers.

'Attention womenfolk! Escape the football on ITV3 this summer with our fantastic collection of rom-coms, chick flicks and Jeremy Kyle having sex with the cast of Loose Women. Or tune into ITV4 where we will have a picture of a kitten on the screen for 18 hours a day. And yes, we realise that normally the television schedule is non-stop soaps, reality shows, cookery and having a sing and that blokes have to put with this shit nearly all year round, but don't let that stop you complaining about all the football that's on for two weeks.'

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 4:39 PM BST

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/itvs-england-euro-2012-its-842699

Fantastic ITV Promo for Euro 2012 and only marginally better then the Carlsberg one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRV5iv66rBE

Shame it has to be such a shit beer though.

I can't believe that QPR have given kieron Dyer a 12 month contract. He played 8 minutes all last season!

It was a shame to see some of the club's old stalwarts being let go, but I suppose it was necessary to trim the wage bill.

Quote: Chappers @ May 21 2012, 11:00 PM BST

Shame it has to be such a shit beer though.

I want to see Duvel sponsor the Belgian team !

Quote: Chappers @ May 21 2012, 11:00 PM BST

Shame it has to be such a shit beer though.

I think it's the probably the best lager in the world, myself. Nice clean tasts and a lot less gassy than Fosters. I love it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 5:44 PM BST

I know plenty of ladies that like the football, but you'd never know that thanks to the sexist television schedulers.

'Attention womenfolk! Escape the football on ITV3 this summer with our fantastic collection of rom-coms, chick flicks and Jeremy Kyle having sex with the cast of Loose Women. Or tune into ITV4 where we will have a picture of a kitten on the screen for 18 hours a day. And yes, we realise that normally the television schedule is non-stop soaps, reality shows, cookery and having a sing and that blokes have to put with this shit nearly all year round, but don't let that stop you complaining about all the football that's on for two weeks.'

And the dancing shows, the One Show, Graham Norton and all the other camp stuff and let's not forget they have Wimbledon on for two weeks every year while our football is every other year! They do alright, as ever, and they still moan! :O

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 2:16 PM BST

Ba-what?! RvP is the best centre forward in the Premier League and that is a solid gold factoid.

I think Chappers is assuming that he's already gone. :)

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 22 2012, 7:29 AM BST

I think Chappers is assuming that he's already gone. :)

If Chappers can mention Drogba as being part of Chelsea, then I can mention RvP as still being an Arsenal player.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 22 2012, 7:29 AM BST

I think it's the probably the best lager in the world, myself. Nice clean tasts and a lot less gassy than Fosters. I love it.

The flavour of watered down piss must be an acquired taste.

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In related news, looks like a twelve match ban for scouse thug Joey Barton next season.

Not really much point in QPR keeping him considering he would miss just under a third of the premier league season.

If he were to move to a foreign team would he be able to play?

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