Here's Sootyj's impersonation of certain posting stylings.
All meant in good fun and aimed at no one in particular.
1 I hate modern comedy. It's so dull and full of swearing, young people, drinking, women not knowing their place and darkies (and I suspect Jews). What happened to the good old days? Ok they weren't funny, but it made me smile to see some body call a spade a coon. And a fat brummie actor covered in bisto pretending to be an Indian before getting kicked up the arse by Windsor Davies.
And who was that comedian my mum loved Floppy hair, shouted a lot, little moustache. I think he was called Hitler, has anyone got his autograph?
2 I love wimmin and think wimmins comedy is ace. Unlike bloke comedy which is smelly and aggressive and mean. Infact I think male comedy is a form of rape.
Oh yes it is! Laughter is a way of screaming that you're being raped. Which is why no one laughs at wimmin comediennes because they're not trying to rape their audiences with their joke, penis substitutes. They can just sit there and share the lovely womenviroment. Laughter is just a cry for help!
I need a shag. Do you suppose Miranda Hart has a willy?
