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I read the news today oh boy! Page 826

Aparently the guy who was going to do the autopsy has been fired

they didn't like the cut of his Gibb

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2012, 10:50 AM BST

Oh bloody hell, he's dead as well. There's only one leftttt.

What would you do if you were the last Bee Gee on Earth?

Write a song?

I vote we change all dates after the last BeeGee dies BBG

and start again at 0.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2012, 11:05 AM BST

I vote we change all dates after the last BeeGee dies BBG

and start again at 0.

Oh Bejebus.

Being dyspraxic I heard BG had died and thought Great Britain was finished.

. . . . . and a belief that what really matters about your nation is that some bloke can suspend his education for years and at the end of it jump three inches further than a fellow from Papua New Guinea.

Just about sums up my feelings about the bloody Olympics . . . .

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 10:56 AM BST

What would you do if you were the last Bee Gee on Earth?

Get a four track?

Sounds like he had a terrible last few months and heart goes out to Barry Gibb to see 3 of his younger brothers go before their time.

Hope they release Robin Gibb's legendary lost solo album Sing Slowly Sisters, which got shelved when the Bee Gees reformed in the early 70s

Quote: youngian @ May 21 2012, 2:13 PM BST

Get a four track?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 21 2012, 12:33 PM BST

Just about sums up my feelings about the bloody Olympics . . . .

Ooh, an international 'A List' celebrity will be carrying the Olympic torch through Taunton tonight.

I'm so excited I could shit.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 21 2012, 4:49 PM BST

..and then coming to an eBay near you soon:

They showed it on the news, they got £150,000 for it, the greedy bastardos. That's almost as much as four tickets for the Opening Ceremony.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 21 2012, 5:03 PM BST

I'll let you have mine cheap, if you want.

Come on Stylee, you know I'm already carrying a torch for you.

EDIT: Now I know why you're so quick to offload it -

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2012-05-21/malfunction-snuffs-out-olympic-torch-for-the-first-time/

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 21 2012, 4:42 PM BST

Ooh, an international 'A List' celebrity will be carrying the Olympic torch through Taunton tonight.

I'm so excited I could shit.

It's Will.i.am! He actually is famous! :O

In 1976 the flame at the Montreal Olympics went out, so a stadium worker climbed up and re-lit it with his cigarette lighter.

Laughing out loud Was just thinking of running behind athlete with my lighter, then selling it on E-bay!!

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