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Quote: zooo @ May 20 2012, 12:29 AM BST

Hamlet 2 with Steve Coogan. Weirdest film ever.

Just awful.

Perrier's Bounty. Apart from the Jim Broadbent dying if he goes to sleep stuff, it's very disappointing. More an Irish Lock Stock than another In Bruges.

Quote: AJGO @ May 20 2012, 2:24 AM BST

Will I be scared?

There's some gory stuff but I'm the wrong person to ask. I watch that many horror films I'm completely desensitised to them by now.

Quote: chipolata @ May 20 2012, 9:01 PM BST

There's some gory stuff but I'm the wrong person to ask. I watch that many horror films I'm completely desensitised to them by now.

I'm fine with gory, don't think films are allowed to show some of the stuff you see having worked in NHS. But creepy gets under my skin.

For some reason which I can't quite recall now I had a conversation yesterday about men who seemingly have multiple urethral openings. Which is not actually gory or creepy or in fact relevant.

Are they at least all in the willy area?

Quote: zooo @ May 20 2012, 11:34 PM BST

Are they at least all in the willy area?

Laughing out loud

Maybe it's having dodgy piercings that does it.

Laughing out loud That was the only bit I was examining, I never thought to ask if 'anything' happened elsewhere.

Not to do with piercings, more common than you'd think- some blokes have a couple, some have a few. That's as far as my urethral openings count has got so far, but do phone in on our live! chatline if you know of more

Imagine if they were in the nipples.
Although at least then men's nipples would have some purpose for being there.

Quote: AJGO @ May 20 2012, 11:50 PM BST

Laughing out loud That was the only bit I was examining, I never thought to ask if 'anything' happened elsewhere.

Not to do with piercings, more common than you'd think- some blokes have a couple, some have a few. That's as far as my urethral openings count has got so far, but do phone in on our live! chatline if you know of more

How many have you examined? *snigger*

Quote: keewik @ May 20 2012, 11:53 PM BST

How many have you examined? *snigger*

Purely scientific research keewik. I wear a monocle and everything
*quite wants a monocle now*

Quote: zooo @ May 20 2012, 11:50 PM BST

Imagine if they were in the nipples.
Although at least then men's nipples would have some purpose for being there.

Geezers are birds in utero before hormones get allocated, tis why fellas have nipples. Or so I read. Probably on here. Arse.

Ha, I think I may have written it on here.
Boy nipples should fall off in the womb or something. Actually no, that's gross.

Bleurgh! If they fell off in the womb where would they land ?

I've made myself feel quite sick.

Let's change the subject. What do you think of blue pansies (that is, the flower kind)?

I do love a pansy! One of my fave flowers.

Me too, especially blue. Good call keewik

(zooo, I think I actually read it in New Scientist. If you write for New Scientist, gis mates rates innit)

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