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The all-in-one consolidatory football thread Page 365

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 17 2012, 11:59 PM BST

Mr Baby was watching some old 80's match earlier and it struck me how much football kits have changed over the years.

They were all sweaty, tight and far too short, leaving little to the imagination back then. I prefer the modern kits, they seem a bit roomier.

In the 90s, the kits got a bit too baggy and looked rather stupid.

Quote: Badge @ May 18 2012, 12:18 AM BST

Modern players = bigger cocks.

See John Terry.

My dongle obviously ism't powerful enugh.

Have to listen on the radio.

Bayern may rue all this wasted possession and inability to convert.

Quote: Ben @ May 19 2012, 7:00 PM BST

See John Terry.

Does he have a big one?

I hope we're not still talking about Chappers' Dongle

Yes!! 83 minutes Bayern 1 Chelsea 0

Chelsea are the shittest team on the planet. Bar none.

Trufax.

Oh my! What a header!

Bollocks. 89 minutes Chelsea equalised. :(

Bale's future at Tottenham depends on the next 30 minutes. How exciting.

Penalties!

It's all too much.

Oh f**k.

Can the Football thread have a two minutes silence please

Well done Chelsea.

But it really isn't fair on Spurs IMO.

(Terry really has no shame does he.)

Adrian and the commentators really pissed me off tonight, they were practically honorary Chelsea supporters.

Ashley Cole was incredible, things may be looking up for England. :P

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