Quote: Charley @ January 23, 2008, 3:07 PMDoes that mean that you think I should be able to discuss lurid sex acts with a mother in law?
If you want, but I can't think of anything I would be less likely to talk to my mother in law about.
Men secretly fancy their mother-in-laws/gf's mum. Page 3
Quote: EllieJP @ January 23, 2008, 3:09 PMWhat? About having his weeny in your mouth?
Yes. Far worse than a lubed up mother in law. 
Yeah I think when Barbs asked if we could talk about anything you should have said no
Quote: Barbs @ January 23, 2008, 3:11 PMIf you want, but I can't think of anything I would be less likely to talk to my mother in law about.
I don't think women turn into their mothers all the time. I think it totally depends on how much you have in common. In my family for example, the daughters ALWAYS have more in common genetically with the father, same with the sons. All of my Dad's kids are the spitting image of him apart from eye colour and hair colour ( and yes, gender before you start you cheeky monkies!). This means by the time I'm 40, I'm gonna be a right wing, 20 stone, cockney built like a brick shithouse!
I have very little in common with my mum actually. A lot of people have commented on the fact that we both look and behave so differently and most people are shocked to find that we are related! But my best friend is the spitting image of her mum and it's like she is cloned, right down to the loud laugh and gawffing!
Quote: Barbs @ January 23, 2008, 2:58 PMI can totally see where you're coming from and don't worry, I'm a pretty inoffensive guy.
Really? You don't need a telescope.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 23, 2008, 8:29 PMReally? You don't need a telescope.
I am at the window now. I have my legs in stirrups & everything. F**k seeing stars. I am much more interesting!
As an eternal bachelor, I will never have to worry about hiding the fact that I find my mother-in-law f**kable.
The girlfriend's mum thing doesn't apply to me either, because I'm single and plan to remain that way - having a girlfriend would interfere with my celibacy.
Mother in law, nooooooo. Aunties and cousins. Hmm...too right. 
F**k the Mother-In-Law? Well there ain't a law against it... hang on...
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 24, 2008, 6:07 PMMother in law, nooooooo. Aunties and cousins. Hmm...too right.
Depending of course, on whether or not the cousins are underage, and the aunties... well, overage.