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Quote: AJGO @ May 17 2012, 6:57 PM BSTI'm alright without adolescents in speedos ta, but thanks for the offer
So was I. 
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2012, 7:00 PM BSTSo was I.
Don't be using the wavelength to psychically send me pictures!
*concentrates really hard*
*sends*
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2012, 7:07 PM BST*concentrates really hard*
*sends*
Damnit woman, I've just started putting weight back on and you make me spontaneously vomit. You get round here and clean that up.
And to be honest, while it was a definite improvement, I could've done without that Tennant in only riding boots with a whip image too
Oops...
I have no idea if this is fake but it made me smile
http://forum.grasscity.com/grasscity-forum-humour/605037-so-funny-creative-writing-assignment.html
Status:
£900 poorer having had to replace the barrel on our ancient AGA.
F**k me.
Is f**king you really worth £900?
Quote: sootyj @ May 18 2012, 10:33 AM BSTIs f**king you really worth £900?
I feel I may have been f**ked already.
!!! AJGO is going to be really annoying and post about something she can't talk about cos it's work related, but !!! Sorry, I just had to share the excitement. Oh bugger, this means AJGO has to do some work today. Might even get dressed since it's important work. Yeah baby, I can do professionalism
Quote: AJGO @ May 17 2012, 6:57 PM BSTI'm alright with adolescents without speedos ta, but thanks for the offer
eek Jedwad have a stalker call Simon Owel!
Quote: AJGO @ May 18 2012, 11:43 AM BST!!! AJGO is going to be really annoying and post about something she can't talk about cos it's work related, but !!! Sorry, I just had to share the excitement. Oh bugger, this means AJGO has to do some work today. Might even get dressed since it's important work. Yeah baby, I can do professionalism
You've got us all going now 
Quote: AJGO @ May 18 2012, 11:43 AM BST!!! AJGO is going to be really annoying and post about something she can't talk about cos it's work related, but !!! Sorry, I just had to share the excitement. Oh bugger, this means AJGO has to do some work today. Might even get dressed since it's important work. Yeah baby, I can do professionalism
You tease!
To paraphrase Noel Fielding, you are a right juicy dangler.
isn't that what he calls his bogies?