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Quote: zooo @ May 15 2012, 8:46 PM BST

We've had hail storms all day, and now the sky is all orange and weird.
Maybe is the apocalypse.

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I read yesterday about a crash that closed a dual carriageway near me for three hours where the driver crashed into a parked lorry in a lay by.

Like most I thought 'How the f^ck do you do that?'

Tonight I find out that it is a friend of mine that had a stroke shortly after dropping off his grandchild.

It's taken his left side and he has a broken pelvis. Apparently it took 2 1/2 hours to cut him free . . . . .

Feeling very vulnerable at the moment as he was about my age. If not a couple of years younger.

:|

Thats horrible wish him well.

Thanks Soots, I certainly will.

Best wishes to your friend, OR. And to you.

Cheers Badge.

So sorry to hear that. It does pull you up short. I've lost a few friends in recent years, mainly to cancer.

So the good news is having been retweeted by them I'm one of 78 entrants in Cadburys golden lolly stick comp.

The bad news is its for this joke.

A ghost robbed a bank it was a polterheist.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 17 2012, 12:12 AM BST

I read yesterday about a crash that closed a dual carriageway near me for three hours where the driver crashed into a parked lorry in a lay by.

Like most I thought 'How the f^ck do you do that?'

Tonight I find out that it is a friend of mine that had a stroke shortly after dropping off his grandchild.

It's taken his left side and he has a broken pelvis. Apparently it took 2 1/2 hours to cut him free . . . . .

Feeling very vulnerable at the moment as he was about my age. If not a couple of years younger.

:|

Aw mate, that's horrible.
Reassuring hug and stoic but light punch on arm for you.
Fingers crossed for your pal

That's awful but hope your friend makes a full recovery OR.

Best wishes to your friend OR.

Riley has finally managed to get tickets for the Olympics. Yay! Modern Pentathlon. Not so 'yay!' but if we ever manage to get round the transoprt problems we'll be able to say we were there.

That's so horrible, OR. :( I really hope your friend gets better soon.

Quote: keewik @ May 17 2012, 9:45 AM BST

So sorry to hear that. It does pull you up short. I've lost a few friends in recent years, mainly to cancer.

Hugs for you too, since I'm doling them out

Quote: sootyj @ May 17 2012, 10:20 AM BST

So the good news is having been retweeted by them I'm one of 78 entrants in Cadburys golden lolly stick comp.

The bad news is its for this joke.

A ghost robbed a bank it was a polterheist.

No hugs for you, that is shocking! I would've entered if I'd known that was the level we're working at :D
But seriously, well done you. Do you get a say in which lolly it goes on if you win?

Sorry to hear about your Pal OR

Quote: AJGO @ May 17 2012, 11:59 AM BST

Hugs for you too, since I'm doling them out

No hugs for you, that is shocking! I would've entered if I'd known that was the level we're working at :D
But seriously, well done you. Do you get a say in which lolly it goes on if you win?

No but I get 5 grand and a solid gold lolly

I only found out I was going to go for a late entry with

"new TV show about a detective who's also a vet, inspector horse"

More intrigued to have had one joke retweeted 80 times.

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