Don't get too excited. 
Basically this production company wants to film at one of our company sites for a program to be shown on one of the major digital channels.
Made me think of how a struggling comedy writer in a dead-end job could try and turn this into an attempt to get his work broadcast when all they want is a bland sound-bite. 
Write your best gag on a large white placard and keep tryig to sneak into shot.
It worked for Woody Allen.
Greet them by buggering dead animals.
You'll leave an everlasting impression.
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 7:05 PMGreet them by buggering dead animals.
You'll leave an everlasting impression.
"Hello, my name is (insert name here), Welcome to our company. You may have noticed the badger hanging off the end of my knob. Funny story......"
Very good. However, if it is a badger make sure it's dead, they have been known to just be sleeping, wake up half way through and mutilate my... your genitals
Are you my ex?
Are you a sleeping badger?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 23, 2008, 7:15 PM"Hello, my name is (insert name here), Welcome to our company. You may have noticed the badger hanging off the end of my knob. Funny story......"
Hmmm, that story seems a bit too rehearsed...
Quote: Charles E. Lawley @ January 23, 2008, 7:30 PMAre you a sleeping badger?
She certainly smells like one.
Quote: Aaron @ January 23, 2008, 7:55 PMHmmm, that story seems a bit too rehearsed...
She certainly smells like one.
Oooooh do something that really stands out. Dont bother with the Badgers on the end of your cock. Stand in full view with explosives attached to your person. You will be famous instantly.
SlagB got his break by following the below procedure:
1) Witter on endlessly at every opportunity about a script you've written but have forgotten to bring with you. But it's so funny it comes with a pair of Pampers.
2) Tell them if they give you a mobile number and email address then you can forward it on. Maybe hint at drinks and dinner at THEIR place.
3) When they're filming, continually interrupt the director with much better lines for the actors.
4) When the director eventually tells you to f**k off, suggest a closing custard pie fight in the boardroom. Initiate one by throwing a pie at the director.
5) When they leave, follow them home in your car, tooting occasionaly and waving.
The only way to stand out from all the wannabes jostling around them, waving scripts, tap dancing, juggling, and singing, is to sit at the back of the room.