Quote: zooo @ May 13 2012, 10:00 PM BSTGod, the second Twilight film is so, so bad.
So is the third if you haven't seen it yet. I think the next one is due out soon.
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Quote: zooo @ May 13 2012, 10:00 PM BSTGod, the second Twilight film is so, so bad.
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Hee, yeah I should have known really. But the first one was surprisingly okay!
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2012, 2:19 PM BSTHee, yeah I should have known really. But the first one was surprisingly okay!
Yea, I didn't mind the fourth one. I was all set to really hate it but ended up enjoying it.
Maybe I'll try number 4. When it comes on TV. In about a decade.
Not sure if I like these new 'will they / won't they' BT adverts involving the creepy rapist flatmate.
I mean, I'm sure they'll get together but I don't think it will be very consensual. Hopefully she'll notice the bathroom webcams before it's too late and call the police.
Oh I hate them all so very much.
So very much.
The guy who owns the flat has got a jar of human hands, all lefties you just know it.
it.
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2012, 6:51 PM BSTThe guy who owns the flat has got a jar of human hands, all lefties you just know it.
The vibe from the adverts make Hostel look like an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. I just have visions of the male flatmate tied up being forced to watch the whole traumatic business as Broadband McRapey abuses that poor girl.
I really wish they'd stop showing them.
The other flatmate is very innocent and feminine.
I'd be thinking more along Hansel and Grettel meet Friztzell.
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2012, 7:01 PM BSTHansel and Grettel meet Friztzell.
Ace. Someone needs to write some new, even sicker fairytales.
RapPunzel
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair.
Yo Yo don't be getting vexed 'bout how a princess gets her hair flexed
I'll lay down my hair holmes
but not the hair down there!
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2012, 7:07 PM BSTRapPunzel
By the Brothers Grime?
Oh nice
booyah even
I'm attempting to watch Alan Carr: Chatty Man for some reason, it really is the most depressingly chavvy show on television. It's only purpose seems to be as an entertainment prison, where for one night a week, the police don't have to worry about tattooed morons glassing each other with WKD bottles because they've gone to see 'that poofter off of the telly'.
It really is a damning indictment of British culture - well it would be, but I've just found somebody's dog is going to win a national talent show. Woo.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 15 2012, 11:25 PM BSTI'm attempting to watch Alan Carr: Chatty Man for some reason, it really is the most depressingly chavvy show on television. It's only purpose seems to be as an entertainment prison, where for one night a week, the police don't have to worry about tattooed morons glassing each other with WKD bottles because they've gone to see 'that poofter off of the telly'.
It really is a damning indictment of British culture - well it would be, but I've just found somebody's dog is going to win a national talent show. Woo.
There was also an old Parkinson interview with Orson Welles last week, marvellous stuff. Parky just says a few words, shuts his mouth and top drawer raconteur Welles is off talking. Somehow I couldn't see Mr Welles putting up with 'chatty man' or Graham Norton.
To be fair on the woman and her dancing dog its not really modern dumbing down as that act could of been staged at anytime in the past century. And frequently has.