Ok I'm rolling my eyes, why am I rolling my eyes?
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L.E. has been quoted on the BCG newsletter. FAME!
Woo! Thought it was going to be about your zombie dream for a second.
Ben needs to check his emails. Doubt there will be anything interesting there though. 
Quote: Ben @ May 14 2012, 9:28 PM BSTBen needs to check his emails. Doubt there will be anything interesting there though.
There might be one offering you a share of a fortune, from somebody in Nigeria - surely that wuld be exciting?
No such luck, but there was one offering viagra for sale. Which made my night. AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<-------- LOL!
Quote: L.E. @ May 14 2012, 5:56 PM BSTL.E. has been quoted on the BCG newsletter. FAME!
Fearful swot !
Will Cam is full of sub-flu type shit and can't sleep. He is going to take the dog out for a walk.
Quote: Will Cam @ May 15 2012, 5:12 AM BSTWill Cam is full of sub-flu type shit and can't sleep. He is going to take the dog out for a walk.
LATE AT NIGHT SOMEWHERE OOP NORTH OUR WILL CAM IS LISTENING TO THE WIRELESS
WIRELESS
Eeeyaarrggh! Oooyah bastard! Eee that reet hurts.
WIRELESS ANNOUNCER
And that's all from celebrity ferret down 't trousers at Bolton Albert Hall.
Thank you Peter Kaye.
OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
Are you comin' to bed our Will Cam. I'm wearing my seal skin negligee, you can almost see my whale bone corset.
OUR WILL CAM SHUDDERS.
OUR WILL CAM
I'm just taking the whippet out for a walk on account of me being reet down with the flu.
OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
Are you going dogging our Will Cam?
OUR WILL CAM
Don't be daft woman. Now get here Swifty Sootyj ya mangy mutt.
OUR WILL CAM GETS UP DRAGGING POOR SWIFTY SOOTYJ BY HIS LEAD WE CAN SEE OUR WILLCAM IS NOT WEARING ANY PANTS
WIRELESS ANNOUNCER
Hello and a reet good evening to you bastards. It's time for celebrity dogging at the Bolton Albert Hall. Featuring Our Will Cam, his whippet Swifty Sootyj and Peter Kaye.
PETER KAYE (OOV)
Get down Sootyj!
OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
I'll get you ya bugger Our Will Cam!
Bloody freezing here tonight
We've had hail storms all day, and now the sky is all orange and weird.
Maybe is the apocalypse.
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2012, 10:10 AM BSTLATE AT NIGHT SOMEWHERE OOP NORTH OUR WILL CAM IS LISTENING TO THE WIRELESS
WIRELESS
Eeeyaarrggh! Oooyah bastard! Eee that reet hurts.WIRELESS ANNOUNCER
And that's all from celebrity ferret down 't trousers at Bolton Albert Hall.
Thank you Peter Kaye.OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
Are you comin' to bed our Will Cam. I'm wearing my seal skin negligee, you can almost see my whale bone corset.OUR WILL CAM SHUDDERS.
OUR WILL CAM
I'm just taking the whippet out for a walk on account of me being reet down with the flu.OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
Are you going dogging our Will Cam?OUR WILL CAM
Don't be daft woman. Now get here Swifty Sootyj ya mangy mutt.OUR WILL CAM GETS UP DRAGGING POOR SWIFTY SOOTYJ BY HIS LEAD WE CAN SEE OUR WILLCAM IS NOT WEARING ANY PANTS
WIRELESS ANNOUNCER
Hello and a reet good evening to you bastards. It's time for celebrity dogging at the Bolton Albert Hall. Featuring Our Will Cam, his whippet Swifty Sootyj and Peter Kaye.PETER KAYE (OOV)
Get down Sootyj!OUR WILL CAM'S WIFE (OOV)
I'll get you ya bugger Our Will Cam!
Another beauty.