So how often do you turn on BCG and find a bunch of annoying, irritating threads that you think.
Grrr goto bed thread!
Well here's a bunch of them so no one need start a new one again.
1 Hello I'm planning on starting a brilliant new funny thing. I have no idea what it is, nor am I intending to do any work on it. But if you could write, produce and perform this funny thing I am half heartedly contemplating. Then I may give you some credit. Alternatively I may just flick my crusty sock at the squirrel sitting outside my window.
2 Hello I have just written a sitcom. I think it is the funniest thing ever but how do I get the BBC to produce it. To prevent it being stolen I have never written it down or discussed it. I was thinking of cutting my head off and freezing it in carbonite before sending it by Redstar to the BBC. Where they can extract my comedy by MRI. Could you please give me all of your contacts so I can become rich and famous and laugh at you.
3 Hello we are the funny fellas. A podcast of 289 university friends (we're all women ironic eh) who've been making a podcast since 1923 (orginally on Bakelite and now on Dorise's ipad what were grandson bought her). We have 2,300,990 episodes covering 345,668,900 hours of material. Which mostly involves us saying bum, making farting noises and reading the whole of the Great Gatsby in Welsh. Could you please listen to all the episodes, tell us how great it is and then get it on Radio4's womans hour.
4 Hello I love Dad's Army. Sexually. Please tell me where I can meet 24 elderly fellows in WW2 uniforms so I can stick it up them.
5 Hello I took rather a large amount of mescaline last week. Could you please tell me in which episode of Terry and June, Terry climbed through my TV screen and ate my eye balls. Whilst June sang the theme from Red Dwarf.
