British Comedy Guide

Irrational hatreds

I hate lots of people for a good reason.

Some people I hate for an irrational reason (10% you might be on my green, list sorry but those are the breaks).

So who do you hate, loath, despise, wouldn't piss on if they were on fire (which you probably started yourself)?

Here's Sootyj's hate list to get going.

1 Yogi bear
2 The Echo Falls girls from Come Dine with Me.
3 Yogi bear.
4 Churchill the bulldog (new voice)
5 The clown who lives in Belsize village and does stuff for charity.

Sootyj has just one picnic basket stolen and it becomes a vendetta. Let it go man.

It's the voice and the hat.

It's got nothing to do with him being a fag.

Duke of Edinburgh and Zoe (Big Knees) Williams. And the Beckhams. And Tony Blair. And Margaret Thatcher. And .... the list is endless.

Hang on are those rational hatreds...?

hmmm

they must be irrational!

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2012, 8:28 PM BST

Hang on are those rational hatreds...?

You're so right. Those are rational (wanders off trying to separate irrational from all the many hatreds)

Australians.

Strewth!

People wearing football club clothing that isn't a team shirt (particularly Man United branded items)

I've mellowed out a bit now but growing up, for some unknown reason they and their voices used to grate on me. I used to find some of the Aussie standups quite arrogant, that's my only explanation.

People who power walk in a determined manner.

Eamon Holmes

I wouldn't put it as strongly as hate, but am I allowed to say Judy Dench gives me a pain in the arse? I give her credit for her acting ability but I read her autobiography and , for me, there's something lacking.

The Spanish.

Yeh lets sink their armarda again

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