Have just watched the episode of Some Mother Do 'Ave em where Frank takes his flying lesson. For some reason the pilot reminds me of Eddie Izzard.
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Going to the circus today! Am hoping I won't be spirited away by one of Sooty's evil clowns or Angiebaby's avatar.
I've taken possession of a Boston Terrier for the next week. My cat is not pleased.
Back home from Devon and glad to be reunited with the trusty laptop. This is what peered in the cottage window one day ...
Is it a horsey?
Yes. Maybe you have to know that in advance before you can see it in the picture.
And, by the way, I crossed the River OTTER twice. Naturally I made obsequious gestures.
Quote: zooo @ May 13 2012, 6:25 PM BSTIs it a horsey?
It's a small hairy man in giant swimming goggles.
Quote: keewik @ May 13 2012, 7:16 PM BSTYes. Maybe you have to know that in advance before you can see it in the picture.
And, by the way, I crossed the River OTTER twice. Naturally I made obsequious gestures.
Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2012, 7:24 PM BSTIt's a small hairy man in giant swimming goggles.
Sinister!
I was reading an article on the porn industry.
And now want to write porn films.
Not because I'm a sleazoid.
But because aparently porn scripts are like regular movie scripts but only half or a quarter the length.
And I'm lazy.
Is this wrong|?
Don't know if it's wrong (probably that depends on how willing the actors are) but I think it might be quite lucrative. There are often adverts from publishers who want erotic novels.
Yes, don't be a lazy sleaze Sootyj!
No you misunderstand.,
I could write my comedy scifi epic but
every 5 pages write, "characters stop and have sex with each other"
then pick up from there. Like a real script only shorter.
OK so they enjoy lazy sex?
What a peculiar inference
Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2012, 8:41 PM BSTI was reading an article on the porn industry.
And now want to write porn films.
Not because I'm a sleazoid.
But because aparently porn scripts are like regular movie scripts but only half or a quarter the length.
And I'm lazy.
Is this wrong|?
Who else is going to bring us Nuns Raped by Penguins IV?