Berger coming up!!!
CAPTAIN
Can I have chips with that?
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Lookout: "Di Caprio put Winslett down, I can't see sod all with her in the way."
anyone seen my glasses?
It`s okay captain, we`ll miss it by a mile.
Winslett: I thought you said this ship was unsinkable?
Decaprio: I did, but then I also told you your bum didn't look big in that dress. Now go on a diet fatty.
Shout coming from night air:
Timber!
Quote: Rob B @ January 23, 2008, 8:47 AMOk. Time to recreate a piece of history
Captain Smith stood on the bridge of the titanic, staring out through the darkness. Suddenly a shout came out night air...
Steward
F**k me the polar bears would love that as a playground!
Ensign: Three across sir. Seven letters. Very large chunk of frozen freshwater floating in an ocean.
Captain: ICEBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ensign: That's why he's a captain and I'm just an ensign.
Captain: ICEBERG!
Lookout: Ah, yes sir. I..erm...I meant to tell you about that a couple of miles back, but...erm...well, funny thing actually...I kinda forgot.
Captain: Oh, it's alright young'un. We all make mistakes. Back to work now.
Quote: roscoff @ January 23, 2008, 3:47 PMEnsign: Three across sir. Seven letters. Very large chunk of frozen freshwater floating in an ocean.
Captain: ICEBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ensign: That's why he's a captain and I'm just an ensign.
RADIO OPERATOR: Capt Smith sir, I’ve just received this cable from your wife.
CAPT SMITH: [READS OUT LOUD] you forgot to pack your trucks? The woman’s insane.
Quote: Rob B @ January 23, 2008, 8:47 AMOk. Time to recreate a piece of history
Captain Smith stood on the bridge of the titanic, staring out through the darkness. Suddenly a shout came out night air...
"Ice, Ice Baby!"
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Iceberg on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Yo man let's get out of here
Captain Smith. I think you've taken your dodgem car obsession a little too far this time.
Okay SlagA is the glorious winner.
and cheers. 
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