Then why do you crap in a tray?
Booyah!
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Ben is coughing.
Billwill is somewhat knackered after spending 6 hours removing and cleaning up after a virus/fakeware/malware called "S.M.A.R.T Repair" on a computer 80 miles away, by 'remote control'.
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Billwill's Tardis has got a broken spring, but he hopes a garage will be able to start fixing it tomorrow.
Ben needs to do his Open Uni stuff, but he's just eaten and is going to relax first.
My Psychoville series I and 2 have arrived so am watching the first episode now...I only ever saw some of series 2 as somehow I didn't even know about it...must check the BCG homepage in future 'slaps wrist'. I'm cracking up over Mr Jelly 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 10 2012, 9:38 PM BSTMy Psychoville series I and 2 have arrived so am watching the first episode now...I only ever saw some of series 2 as somehow I didn't even know about it...must check the BCG homepage in future 'slaps wrist'. I'm cracking up over Mr Jelly
I wish I could watch it again for the first time.
*Adds to upcoming birthday list and wonders how to get people to buy through BCG whilst retaining the element of surprise*
Is it me or are the 2 best things on TV at the moment, the Solicitors ad and the ad for peugeot with the step dad?
Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2012, 10:10 PM BSTIs it me or are the 2 best things on TV at the moment, the Solicitors ad and the ad for peugeot with the step dad?
It's you. You're the best thing on TV - especially with that skin tight satin dress on.
Ben has just realised he's been posting on here for 5 years. That first post was way back in 1 BC (Before Carpark) or 2007 to the norms.
AJGO has just agreed to write a stand-up script for someone. For free. I don't know why I did this.
I have just finished compiling my playlist for Saturday's show. Right bloody mixed bag I can tell ya!
Quote: Ben @ May 10 2012, 10:47 PM BSTBen has just realised he's been posting on here for 5 years. That first post was way back in 1 BC (Before Carpark) or 2007 to the norms.
We started around the same time. March 07 for me... And I was in Australia!
Ellie has injured her leg playing Touch Rugby last night and now limps when she walks making people think she's someone to avoid. Just cause she limps doesn't make her a NUTTER!
Quote: AJGO @ May 11 2012, 12:31 AM BSTAJGO has just agreed to write a stand-up script for someone. For free. I don't know why I did this.
Great practise and one of those things its a bit weird to write for no reason
how long a script?
nb I'm finding out writing standup is absolutely the worst paid.
I mean 10 minutes is about 10 pages or 5000 words and most standups want to pay under 50 squids for that.