Quote: zooo @ May 9 2012, 2:14 PM BSTGaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Hey, you take that back - Ryan Gosling flies straight as a laser beam!
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How clean is your arse? Think mine is 'sanitised and Klingon free' but suppose very subjective area.
I like clean but not 'obsessive', for example; In ladies toilets I whoosh hands under tap and go, other women spend ages filling sink and doing Big soapy hand wash ? OH and they brush hair and re-apply lipstick spendages putting specs back in case, just annoy-bloody-ing!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 12:44 PM BSTTop tip ladies of the BCG who travel on the tube - watch the short skirt / backpack combo. I've had many a trip on the escalator with some poor woman inadvertently mooning me thanks to the back of her skirt getting caught up in her backpack.
Oh God. That is basically me - ACCIDENTALLY! Elliot sighed at me the other day because apparently I bent over to pick up my backpack when I had on shorts and tights, and the guy sat next at me looked at my bum. 
You mean you showed him your bum.
In the animal kingdomthat's known as presenting.
Did Eliot beat his manly chest and fight him?
There was a large (300 pounds or so) woman who used to wear tights and shorts and then bend over and pretend to pick up things while cars passed on a very busy road in my old neighborhood in California. I thought it was an unfortunate accident until I saw her do it a few days later; she carried on for months.
OH how awful Scatters, I have had the skirt tucked in pants once! Soo embarassing, hence I keep to jeans! >_<
Quote: sootyj @ May 9 2012, 8:48 PM BSTYou mean you showed him your bum.
In the animal kingdomthat's known as presenting.
Did Eliot beat his manly chest and fight him?
No. We got off the tube and I refused to believe that it happened. Also I am allowed to bend over to pick up my bag without it being "presenting". I didn't drop a pencil and say "Whoops" very loudly.
Quote: dellas @ May 9 2012, 8:51 PM BST
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 9 2012, 8:53 PM BSTI didn't drop a pencil and say "Whoops" very loudly.
Quickly followed by Elliot playing a swanee whistle.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 9 2012, 8:53 PM BSTNo. We got off the tube and I refused to believe that it happened. Also I am allowed to bend over to pick up my bag without it being "presenting". I didn't drop a pencil and say "Whoops" very loudly.
Was that the super moonthat's been in the press all this week?
(you know I'm just messing and would do exactly the same thing to DaButt if he told the same story).
OOh you are awful!
But you like me.....
On my way to my piano lesson earlier I was stood waiting for my train and felt something whipping my leg... Turns out I was stood on a pigeon.
Did you play with it? Pretending to let it go before snatching back and eventually breaking its neck. Then leaving its cooling corpse on the doorstep of someone you like?
Did you play with it? Pretending to let it go before snatching back and eventually breaking its neck. Then leaving its cooling corpse on the doorstep of someone you like?
So that's how they all get those messed up feet.
It's L.E. stamping on them!
I was stood on its tail I think... Far too much wing flapping for me to tell... Plus I found it too funny.
Quote: sootyj @ May 9 2012, 9:51 PM BSTDid you play with it? Pretending to let it go before snatching back and eventually breaking its neck. Then leaving its cooling corpse on the doorstep of someone you like
I'm not a cat!