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I have set myself a challenge to lose 4 stone 4lbs in 444 days. A week yesterday I weighed 16 stone 5lbs - today I weighed...

http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/weigh-in-1-6/

You can read about the challenge details here: http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/444-days/

Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 10:52 AM BST

Top button came undone thanks to my shoulder bag.

Oh noes!
Well at least they got some fresh air, and the bus people got a treat.

No one told me though - and it was quite obvious I didn't mean to have them out!

Quote: Tuumble @ May 9 2012, 10:55 AM BST

I have set myself a challenge to lose 4 stone 4lbs in 444 days. A week yesterday I weighed 16 stone 5lbs - today I weighed...

http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/weigh-in-1-6/

You can read about the challenge details here: http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/444-days/

Doing really well so far! Keep it up!

Arggg. At least you realised before you got to work.

Yeah, because my boobs were cold.

Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 9:30 AM BST

L.E. just flashed her boobs to an entire bus.

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Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 10:52 AM BST

Top button came undone thanks to my shoulder bag.

One button can render you naked? That's either a design flaw or pretty damn fantastic!

Quote: DaButt @ May 9 2012, 11:21 AM BST
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Summit like this...

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Quote: Tuumble @ May 9 2012, 11:38 AM BST

One button can render you naked? That's either a design flaw or pretty damn fantastic!

Well the second button down is under my bra... so yes.

Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 11:46 AM BST

Well the second button down is under my bra... so yes.

Ah, so it was a 'Judy'.

Would you have minded if it was a male or a female who pointed it out? Just wondering if a bloke would've got a slap for pointing at your chest going "Um, er..." and dribbling slightly.

By any chance was it John Leslie who rushed to your aid?

Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 9:30 AM BST

L.E. just flashed her boobs to an entire bus. For a good 30 seconds.

Not on purpose. :(

:D Aw, hate it when that happens. To me. Laugh when it's someone else! I would definitely tell women though. Would move far away from flashing man

Quote: Tuumble @ May 9 2012, 12:18 PM BST

Ah, so it was a 'Judy'.

Would you have minded if it was a male or a female who pointed it out? Just wondering if a bloke would've got a slap for pointing at your chest going "Um, er..." and dribbling slightly.

No, I wouldn't have minded someone pointing it out.

Quote: L.E. @ May 9 2012, 9:30 AM BST

L.E. just flashed her boobs to an entire bus. For a good 30 seconds.

Your charity work is without end. You just give and give and give. And very grateful we are too.

Top tip ladies of the BCG who travel on the tube - watch the short skirt / backpack combo. I've had many a trip on the escalator with some poor woman inadvertently mooning me thanks to the back of her skirt getting caught up in her backpack.

I know it sounds good, but there are some people who really shouldn't be wearing short skirts, never mind giving me the full sagging cellulite in big pants and tights show replete with panty liner.

Sick

Quote: Tuumble @ May 9 2012, 10:55 AM BST

I have set myself a challenge to lose 4 stone 4lbs in 444 days. A week yesterday I weighed 16 stone 5lbs - today I weighed...

http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/weigh-in-1-6/

You can read about the challenge details here: http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/444-days/

Good Luck Tuumble,

Ireally must do the same. I am the same height as you (us tall fellas need to stick together)but I am 13 stone 4ish.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 12:44 PM BST

wearing short skirts, never mind giving me the full sagging cellulite in big pants and tights show replete with panty liner.

Sick

Sounds like a casting call for Big Brother

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 12:44 PM BST

Your charity work is without end. You just give and give and give. And very grateful we are too.

Top tip ladies of the BCG who travel on the tube - watch the short skirt / backpack combo. I've had many a trip on the escalator with some poor woman inadvertently mooning me thanks to the back of her skirt getting caught up in her backpack.

I know it sounds good, but there are some people who really shouldn't be wearing short skirts, never mind giving me the full sagging cellulite in big pants and tights show replete with panty liner.

Sick

Renegade sometimes your posts make me think what Fred West's blog would have been like; if he wasn't so busy building increasingly thick layers of a hitchhiker patio sandwich.

Quite how dare unattractive women expose their bottoms to you whilst you fill up your Coop economy wank bank.

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