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Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 21

Quote: AJGO @ May 8 2012, 10:14 PM BST

I will not stand for samey outfits. If you're coming to drinks rwayne, pm me what you're wearing. RC, DO NOT wear the pretty dress and flowers in your hair that you wore to last drinks (although you did look preddy, oh yes you did)

:D

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 10:23 PM BST
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Secret East London location my arse, that is Dalston, I recognise those metrosexual wankers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA

because it can never ever ever be reposted too many times.

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 10:30 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA

because it can never ever ever be reposted too many times.

Laughing out loud

Superb.

AJGO is off to Sarf London for her sax lesson. If she is murdered, can someone colour my avatar hat in black please? Thank you!

Oh wait, that won't work cos of the black background. Never mind.

Sax lesson? That is so cool!

:D ;) All chaps need Sax lessons.

They tend to hit the high C' prematurely , leaving other players in 'crescendo'!

Quote: AJGO @ May 9 2012, 6:30 PM BST

AJGO is off to Sarf London for her sax lesson. If she is murdered, can someone colour my avatar hat in black please? Thank you!

Oh wait, that won't work cos of the black background. Never mind.

Oh you're learning the sax! That's amazing! What, uh, reed do you use? That's about all I know about the sax.

You're a sax offender.

Your mother likes my sax. In fact, she often blows it.

I have blown sax right off before. Through fanny farts whilst doing doggy styleeeee.
There is about 16 fellas wandering about with no dangling saxes.

Quote: Lee @ May 9 2012, 6:45 PM BST

Sax lesson? That is so cool!

Cool (Actual sunglasses I'll be wearing whilst playing sax)

Have fancied learning for so long and did the normal 'I'll do it one day' thing and then thought that it would be a good idea to start learning now because in a couple of months when I can hopefully get it to make a sound I can practice in front of mirror wearing underwear and not freeze to death, cos you need to know what your stance is and practice your abdominal movements and suchlikethings wot I don't actually know about

Quote: Ben @ May 9 2012, 9:08 PM BST

Oh you're learning the sax! That's amazing! What, uh, reed do you use? That's about all I know about the sax.

Haven't got that far yet! Reeds, reeds, must mention reeds to seem knowledgable.

So, you're learning sax, Ellie's learning piano. Are we forming a BCG jazz band? And can I play the triangle?

Quote: AJGO @ May 10 2012, 12:21 AM BST

Cool (Actual sunglasses I'll be wearing whilst playing sax)

Have fancied learning for so long and did the normal 'I'll do it one day' thing and then thought that it would be a good idea to start learning now because in a couple of months when I can hopefully get it to make a sound I can practice in front of mirror wearing underwear and not freeze to death, cos you need to know what your stance is and practice your abdominal movements and suchlikethings wot I don't actually know about

Well we would all appreciate some sort of video diary of your progress, especially with you practicing your stance. Whistling nnocently

I always shined towards the saxophone, I think it had something to do with Lisa Simpson but I dunno, they always looked very shiny and fancy.

I would love to learn the piano, to play those posh classical songs. But I can't fit a grand one in my house.

I wonder how Scats is getting on with her guitar?

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2012, 12:31 AM BST

Well we would all appreciate some sort of video diary of your progress, especially with you practicing your stance. Whistling nnocently

:P Didn't realise that would sound quite like that at time of posting! Is it a euphemism?

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2012, 12:31 AM BST

I would love to learn the piano, to play those posh classical songs. But I can't fit a grand one in my house.

I don't have access to a grand piano, but have been ever so slightly having a go ont' piano for me libretto, it is incredibly infuriating, and very satisfying when it does what you meant to do. Had the necessary pretentious writerly time being bored (upset at shitness) with what I was writing and so taught myself the first bit of Beethoven's Fur Elise, is rather marvellous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_UOuSklNL4

Quote: zooo @ May 10 2012, 12:30 AM BST

So, you're learning sax, Ellie's learning piano. Are we forming a BCG jazz band? And can I play the triangle?

As long as we all end up naked covered in music juice I'm all for it.

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